22nd Hunt [Accidental Video] Here comes the next contestant

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean standing in a throng of girls. He's got both hands out and he's trying to make some space for himself.]

Alright, ladies. If you'll just step back, give me your names and we'll go from there. There's plenty of me to go around.

[One girl shoves her way through and hands him a marker. She pulls aside the strap of her tank top.]

Why yes, I will sign your breast. Anyone else here with that same request?

Comments

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Then I'll remember who to run to when I am in danger.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She's the only one. That I know of anyway.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You don't--[He starts to say understand then stops because if anyone would she would] Dad taught me never to be weak. You show weakness and that gives someone an advantage.

Yeah? You know my Mom? Okay so that's a stupid question.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

With sugar on top. [This isn't is panty removing grin. Nope. Not at all.]

[guardian-camaro.livejournal.com]

[there's a car nearby playing theme music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng) for your fanbase, Dean]

[Private]

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

And for someone who leads the life you do back home, it's good advice. Of course, there's a difference between showing weakness and having weakness, too.

I'm like the ultimate phone book, kiddo. I know everybody.

[Private]

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

Well, how can I say no to that?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[A car like that? Playing music like that? Of course Dean's going to notice. He grins and shoulders his way through the fanbase to the car. When he gets there he runs his fingertips lovingly over the fender up to the driver's side door]

You are gorgeous.

[guardian-camaro.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, pal. Kicked into reverse, the tires squeal a bit as Bee backs the truck up.

And responds. (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/nbsrdzglys--Display-my-affectionJim-Carrey-Ace-Ventura-Ace-Ventura-When-Nature-Calls-)]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You do that. I'm Dean Winchester.

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[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

Well, could be worse.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorta seem like the same thing to me.

Guess you do. Any chance you could slip Carmen Porter's phone number into my journal back home?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. Knock and I'll let you in the apartment.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean jumps a little and gives Bee a 'what the ever loving hell' look]

Whoa. What the hell is going on?

[Private]

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

Not really. Weakness is subjective--and can be deceptive, too. Hell, look at me. I look like a petite little blonde wisp of a thing that could snap in half if you look at me the wrong way--and yes, ha-ha, Life is short, I've heard it a million times--but I could still kick your ass six ways to Sunday without breaking a nail. Someone else thinking you're weak means nothing. It's what you think that really decides whether or not you are.

I could! But I won't.

[Private]

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I don't need to knock. I'll be there in a few.

[guardian-camaro.livejournal.com]

[Headlights flash, and the car pulls up to Dean again, swinging the passenger side around and rolling down both his windows. Look ma, no hands! No driver, either.

The speakers filter through another byte (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ftxmkcnkjc--e-t).]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah it could.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Guess that's the problem. [Dean basically thinks he's a weak piece of shit. Hence all the bluster about how awesome he is.]

Awww. Guess I should have figured that.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude if there is a wrinkled, gray little alien in there I'm slamming a door or two.

[And he peers around to check thoroughly confused now. If allowed he'll slip into the passenger seat and try to figure out what the hell is up here]

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[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

But you an' Sam, you're doin' okay? As can be?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Besides the whole hitchhiker thing...Sam and I are doing better here then we ever did at home. Things are good here, Bobby.

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[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember. Quiet compared to home. 'Cept for the damn curses.

[guardian-camaro.livejournal.com]

[The air conditioning blasts for a moment (really, humans can be so dense sometimes) in a huff. Then he lets the door swing open and gives Dean permission (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/rmpylpstbr--No-fearEdgar-Mitchell-Astronaut-Alien-).]