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Dean Winchester ([personal profile] dudeimbatman) wrote2010-08-19 11:25 am

27th hunt [Accidental Video] Forget the hearse 'cause I never die

[There's a thump and the video turns on. It shows a good amount of naked torso, ribs and a shoulder that has a scar in the shape of a handprint on it. The person in the video groans, rolls and shifts a bit and the lower half of his face comes into view. The man runs his hands over his face and then realizes oh...]

Oh thank fuck

[The video zooms out a bit and shows Dean Winchester completely naked in front of the fountain. He's sitting up, legs bent just a bit to strategically hide any dangley parts but the City does get an eyeful of him.]

Really City? Cas managed to bring me back with clothes. Ever-friggin-body wants to see me nekkid. Includin' the deities.

[That's when he notices the camera is on. He snatches it and turns the video function off. If anyone is about they will see a naked man strolling very casually through the square toward his apartment. Modest? Hello? Have you met Dean Winchester?]

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
When you're eighteen? Yeah.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, My ID says I'm 21 damn it!

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Honey, I've seen enough fake ID's to know one when I see it.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [fuck, what is she saying this for?!] Why are you an export anyway? where you a bouncer in another life?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a Hunter, Sweetheart. Knowing a fake ID when I see it is part of my job.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now he's just laughing his ass off at her] Yeah I'm a fed. You figured me out Di Di.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
idiot, i know the difference between a fed and a hunter Then you shouldn't care about my ID.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously When you're trying to convince me you're not jailbait I do.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I said I was, Dean. Didn't you see my post?

2/2

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
short memory there, Dean. Getting old?

Re: 2/2

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Review your facts, Di Di. You also told me that your ID said you were 21 when I opted not to be naked anymore. That's how we got into all this ID discussion.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't being serious. Lighten up.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, jailbait isn't funny.

[identity profile] bufferprincess.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll remember never to tease you again, officer. [such eye rolling here]