27th hunt [Accidental Video] Forget the hearse 'cause I never die

[dudeimbatman]

[There's a thump and the video turns on. It shows a good amount of naked torso, ribs and a shoulder that has a scar in the shape of a handprint on it. The person in the video groans, rolls and shifts a bit and the lower half of his face comes into view. The man runs his hands over his face and then realizes oh...]

Oh thank fuck

[The video zooms out a bit and shows Dean Winchester completely naked in front of the fountain. He's sitting up, legs bent just a bit to strategically hide any dangley parts but the City does get an eyeful of him.]

Really City? Cas managed to bring me back with clothes. Ever-friggin-body wants to see me nekkid. Includin' the deities.

[That's when he notices the camera is on. He snatches it and turns the video function off. If anyone is about they will see a naked man strolling very casually through the square toward his apartment. Modest? Hello? Have you met Dean Winchester?]

Comments

voice;

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Great merciful - [he looked away! but, he can't help but thank whoever is controlling these cameras for not doing that to him and fine, he looks back]

Lose ... all your clothes?

video;

[rehymenator]

Dean. [His grin is wider than he's proud of. He's naked, Castiel, and you look like a creeper now.]

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

[This is not video, but if it were video, you would see a slightly smirking angel.]

Welcome back, Dean.

Re: voice;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah apparently they're not needed when you're a ghost. Bastards better not have taken my AC/DC shirt.

Re: video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Cas...are you looking at me naked? What the hell is wrong with you? [Of course this is oh thank fuck I'm so glad to see you in Dean speak]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Anna. It's nice to be solid. [Were this video, he would be posing. Come on. You know he would]

voice;

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Your stuff's probably back where you live. At least you're alive!

[So happy he turned his feed off.]

video;

[rehymenator]

Oh-- I could, uh. I can bring you clothing. [A nod, yes this is more appropriate.] I'll be right there.

[Yeah, so maybe he retains angel knowledge and knows the City like the back of his hand. Shut up.]

voice

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Dean!

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

It certainly saves us from making any deals... unless someone did.

[Pfff! Been there, done that.]

Re: video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'd be good.

[A pause]

Thanks, Cas.

Re: voice

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hey, Sweetheart. I know. It's good to see me.

Good to be seen too.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sam and Jo okay? Not missing memories or shit? I'll grill Cas when he gets here. He's bringing me clothes.

Re: voice;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm not hating that. Besides being naked doesn't suck. It could be better but this doesn't suck.

Re: voice

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

You're NAKED.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

I haven't checked.

action l can't help it

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Good for you and your nakedness I-

[But he looks up and realizes Dean is coming down the street towards him - he liked it better when Dean was a voice!]

When you said naked you meant --- naked.

voice;

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

[She's not turning the camera on just yet because she's also smiling like a dope, but not entirely because he's naked, no. But then something clicks.]



-- Wait were you buck naked this WHOLE TIME?

Re: voice

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup. Sort of noticed that.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'll find out. You okay? Besides incredibly friggin' relieved to see me. Naked.

Re: action

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup. That's what naked mens.[Dean smirks at Xander as he approaches him. Making people squirm is fun]

Re: voice;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah. Arguing with Jo. This rocks]

How the hell am I supposed to know? I died with clothes.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

I'm a little bored, but other than that, I'm fine. Seeing you naked or otherwise.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bored? Things that bad without me?

[deadly_legacy]

Oh! [Looking very specifically over here off to the side and blushing just in case the video feed is still on.]

Dean! You're back. That's wonderful! [Look at all the interesting things going on over here to the side.]