[The camera is making a slow, deliberate pan across a 1967 Impala with a paint job that looks like this. The wheels are spinners and metallic purple. There is purple fur across the dash, fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror and the steering wheel appears to have "bling". When Dean speaks his voice is filled with so much fury that it sounds as if he's having a hard time talking.]

When I find out who did this I am going to beat them within an inch of their life and then turn around and shoot them.

[ooc; This is the 'pimp my ride' curse]

[The feed cuts on to one Sam and Dean Winchester, in what appears to be a very one sided fight. It'll look like this, sans the Impala and the field. You might notice that Sam is not really Sam at all, but in fact a very, very pissed off archangel. Around what would be 1:15 in the video, Lucifer stops beating the ever living shit out of Dean, and looks around, keeping his grip on Dean's jacket strong.]

...Oh. [He looks over to the device and tilts his head curiously] Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

[He returns his attention to one bloodied and broken Dean and straightens his jacket with a small, twisted smile of sorts before vanishing to the sound of flapping wings. Dean is left behind It takes Dean a few seconds to react. He has been beaten within an inch of his life. When he speaks, his words are slurred badly and he moves clumsily.]

SAMMY! Bring my brother back you asshole!

[ooc: Sam and Dean are canon updated to the season finale. Dean or Lucifer may respond]