Leave it well enough alone [And don't remember]

[dudeimbatman]

[Make a list of things you want people to remember about you.]

-Brooke told me I had to keep this R rated so insert porn here.

-And here

-My extraordinary good looks

-And charm

-Not to mention humor

-The Impala

-That I tried. Yeah I screwed up a lot but I tried to help people, save people and make the world a little better.

-Every state except Hawaii and Alaska.

-Zeppelin rules

-One order and I followed it as long and as well as I possibly could.

Comments

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Not bad.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

You kept him in line. I'm impressed.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I thought I did pretty good with the boundaries you gave me.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

We haven't formally met. Peyton Sawyer aka Brooke's best friend who's going to kick your ass if you hurt her. This was overdue, thought I'd get it over with.

You want us to remember Zeppelin rules?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester but then you knew that.


Hell yes. Because Zeppelin does rule.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

I know that.

I'm not arguing. But isn't it asking you to list things people should remember about you? You're not exactly Led Zeppelin.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nah but Zeppelin is a huge part of who I am and it should be remembered.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

They. He. The band. You consider yourself memorable?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

In 48 states, Sweetheart. The words best night of my life have been used.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're one of those guys.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm way cooler than those guys. I'm Batman.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

You check your manners at the door.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Manners stay the same, no matter what.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Well, it's good to know you have manners. And you're good to Brooke.

Look, I was out of line. I'll admit that.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You'll have to talk to Brooke to find out if I'm good to her but yeah, I've got a couple of manners.

S'okay we all have our moods. I'm a dick in general.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Only a couple? You should take a class.

At least you're not a dick in denial.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

A couple is pushing it. I've got more important things to worry about besides manners and Brooke doesn't give a damn if I say please and thank you. Pretty sure she mastered opening her own door years ago.

Nope I know exactly what I am.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

What do you know. Chivalry is dead.

A dick with legs. Most men wouldn't admit that.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

If that's what you want to think, Sweetheart.

An awesome dick with legs. Thank you very much.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me sweetheart. It won't get you anywhere with me.

You're welcome, Awesome Dick.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I don't want to get anywhere with you, Darling. You can trust me on that.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Darling, Sweetheart. Is there a pet name you haven't tried on?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Those are pretty much my standards. I wouldn't really call them pet names.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

No sweetie, honey, baby?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nope. I save Babe, Baby and Hot Ass for Brooke. Never was a fan of honey or sweetie.

[allican-handle.livejournal.com]

Hot ass?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup. It's her special name.