Dude, I'm batman

[A list of chicks I’ve “dated”]

Sara- Omaha, NE
Carrie- Popular Bluff, MI
Candy- Mobile AL
Jenny- Delta, LA
Allie and Andrea- Lucky, LA (so aptly named)
Pilar- Austin, TX
Tess- Roswell, NM
Gina- Santa Fe, NM
Leah- Rough Rock, AZ
Porsche and Mercedes- Silver Peak, NV (I’m pretty sure those were their stage names)
Beth- Diablo, CA
Jane- Mad River, CA
Mary- Mosier, OR ( felt dirty for about five seconds)
Diana- Twin Falls, ID
Rachael- Elmo, UT (Mormons are kinky)
Bambi- Hotchkiss, CO
Alexis- Cawker City, KS
Belle- Disney, OK
Kate- College Station, AR
Cassie Robinson- Cape Girardeau, MO
Lisa- Cierco, IN
Brooke Davis- Tree Hill, NC
Sarah- Jumperville, MO
Tina- Crystal Lake, IA
Jennie- Jericho, CA
Maddie- Bee, NE
Andrea- Lake Manitoc, WI
Amanda- Springfield, IL
Deliha- English, IN
Tiffany- Toledo, OH
Becca- St. Louis, MO
Cheluh- Iowa City, IA
Cara- Oasis Plains, OK
Kelly- Rockford, IL
Layla- Montello, NV
Cassie- Cape Girardeau, MO
Alice- Richardson, TX
Rebecca- Manning, CO
Marion- Red Lodge, MO
Ashley- Twin Lakes, MS
Taylor- Louisville, KY
Tara Benchley- Hollywood, CA
Camille- St Paul, MN
Britney and Jill- Portland, ME
Lauren- Flatwoods, WV
Brandy- Nashville, TN
Lilly- Memphis, TN
Amy- Buffalo, NY
Linda- Saxis, VA
Annie- Rapid City, SD
Stacy- Erie, PA
Brooke Davis, Tree Hill, NC

[A list of nicknames]

1. Sam
-Sammich
-Sasquatch
-Yeti
-Samantha
-Sammy
-Freak
-Chewy
-Haley Joel
-Special Needs
-Little Brother
-Baby Brother
-Whiny little Bitch
-Geekboy
-Bitch
*Sometimes I put the word giant before these and often the word ass afterwards as in: “I’m gonna beat his giant yeti ass when I get my hands on him”

2. Brooke
-Hot Ass
-Sometimes Babe

3. Claire
-Jailbait

4. Matthew
-Little Dude

5. Castiel
-Cas
-Feather Ass
-Junkless
-Chuckles

6. The Impala
-Baby
-My girl

[Decisions I Stand By]

-Selling my soul for Sammy.
-Trading Anna for Sammy--yeah it was part of a whole plan Geekboy hatched but it worked because I meant it.
-I had been re-hymenated, dammit.
-The world's gonna end bloody.
-Nobody's killing virgins.
-Ruby's a demon whore that can't be trusted.

[Make a list of songs you play in the car--and often sing]

Heat of The Moment by Asia

You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (Sometimes I sing it other places too. Sammy decided video this particular time)

Highway to Hell by AC/DC (Bugs the shit out of Sammy when I play or sing this one. And that's why I do it.)

Back in Black by AC/DC (This is my baby's anthem)

Hot Blooded by Foreigner

Black Dog by Zeppelin

Rock n Roll by Zeppelin

Houses of the Holy by Zeppelin

Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi (more Sammy filming us in the Impala this time)

Enter The Sandman by Metallica

Paranoid by Black Sabbath

Some Kind of Monster by Metallica

Poison Whiskey by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Bang Your Head by Quiet Riot

Rock of Ages by Def Leppard

Don't Fear The Reaper by BOC

Fire of Unknown Origin BOC

Burnin' For You BOC

Road to Nowhere Ozzy Osbourne

Bad Moon Rising CCR (This one, not so much anymore since it was playing on the radio when Sasquatch totaled my baby. She's sensitive and sometimes it makes her shudder a little.)

Shambala Three Dog Night

Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple (also my ringtone)

Renegade by Styx

Knockin' on Heaven's Door Dylan

House of The Rising Sun The Animals

Saturday Night Special Lynyrd Skynyrd

Hells Bells AC/DC


And to top it all off, Bitch Boy goes batshit with the video camera so here's some more video of me and him singing right here

ooc:Obviously there will be some spoilers for s3 and s4 of spn as some of these videos are clips of Dean singing