We condemn your soul and fate [Never mind the possibilities]

[dudeimbatman]

[A list of morals]

*You don't screw with kids.

*You beat the hell out of anyone or anything who does.

*You don't hit women (unless they're possessed then all bets are off)

*You don't screw with Sammy (see the kid rule)

*You don't play Stairway to Heaven

*You don't talk about Mom

*You don't hurt my baby

[A list of Judgments People Make about Me]

*I'm stupid

*I'm always a jerk

*I'm always an ass

*I've got an STD of some kind

*I want to screw your girlfriend/wife/sister/daughter

*I'm crazy

*I screwed Bela Talbot (Oh hell no, I've got standards)

*I don't have things I want

*I want to get myself killed

*I'm (and I'm quoting Sammy here)"like a rat who pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until I die"...Seriously? Dude, I eat.

*I can't possibly eat anymore

*I'm full of shit

*I'm the stronger brother

*I'd make it alright by myself

*I'm the rebellious one

*I'm just like Dad

*I'm gay...and with my brother no less. There are some sick people out there.

*That I only call Brooke for the phone sex. I can't help that it turns into that.

Comments

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you're full of shit.

And sometimes you call me for the phone sex.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, on both counts.

The latter usually only when Sammy's out of the room or I'm locked in the bathroom.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Well, duh.

...Usually?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sometimes he's asleep with his earphones on.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

You're not very nice to him sometimes.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, I'm nice to Sam all the time.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Not when he's asleep.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

He doesn't know I'm not being nice to him so it doesn't count. I put the lotion back in my bag before he wakes up in the morning.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

But if he knew he would think you're very mean to him.

[enjoythe_ride]

You're joking.

Forget your standards, I at least have standards.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I wasn't the one suggesting angry sex, Bela

[enjoythe_ride]

That was a necessary tactic in order to get you out the door. I never thought you'd actually go through with it -- and I was right.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Course you didn't, Bela.

[enjoythe_ride]

Really, Dean -- why would I waste my time on someone like you. Someone with all your bluster has to be compensating for something and well, considering your reputation, it makes me question whether or not you have the right -- equipment -- for the job.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You just hope I'm compensating for something.

[enjoythe_ride]

No, Dean. The only thing I hope with in regards to you is that you'll do something stupid enough to allow me to shoot you the next time I see you.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bela, I told you when you sent Gordon after us that I was going to kill you the next time I saw you. That hasn't changed.

[enjoythe_ride]

So I suppose it'll be high noon at the crossroads the next time we see each other?

Though -- you did see me after that and fail to kill me, so I'm starting to wonder on the veracity of that threat.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bela, I didn't have to kill you. There was something a lot scarier than me coming after you. But your back and I'm back and there's nothing coming after you now but go ahead, underestimate me and decide that the threat is groundless. I love having that kind of advantage.

[enjoythe_ride]

I was actually referring to the dream root incident, but don't worry, Dean. I have every intention of staying out of your way.

In fact, I don't think I could be happier if I never saw you again.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Well you had something I needed. I couldn't just kill you then. That's bad manners.

[enjoythe_ride]

Like you have any.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I've got a few. I, for example, know you don't just go stealing people's shit. That's bad manners.

[enjoythe_ride]

Right, well, my manners weren't in question here.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Mine aren't either. It's a whole threat thing...or something.

[enjoythe_ride]

Never mind.

[amoment-stunsus.livejournal.com]

Possessed women?...Gay with your brother?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You've never seen a woman go completely insane and you're pretty sure they're possessed by something?

Not gay with my brother but people assume that often enough.

[amoment-stunsus.livejournal.com]

Not -- really.

That's awkward.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You do not know enough women then.

Nah not really anymore.

[amoment-stunsus.livejournal.com]

Or you know too many.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

That is a possibility.