We condemn your soul and fate [Never mind the possibilities]

[dudeimbatman]

[A list of morals]

*You don't screw with kids.

*You beat the hell out of anyone or anything who does.

*You don't hit women (unless they're possessed then all bets are off)

*You don't screw with Sammy (see the kid rule)

*You don't play Stairway to Heaven

*You don't talk about Mom

*You don't hurt my baby

[A list of Judgments People Make about Me]

*I'm stupid

*I'm always a jerk

*I'm always an ass

*I've got an STD of some kind

*I want to screw your girlfriend/wife/sister/daughter

*I'm crazy

*I screwed Bela Talbot (Oh hell no, I've got standards)

*I don't have things I want

*I want to get myself killed

*I'm (and I'm quoting Sammy here)"like a rat who pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until I die"...Seriously? Dude, I eat.

*I can't possibly eat anymore

*I'm full of shit

*I'm the stronger brother

*I'd make it alright by myself

*I'm the rebellious one

*I'm just like Dad

*I'm gay...and with my brother no less. There are some sick people out there.

*That I only call Brooke for the phone sex. I can't help that it turns into that.

Comments

[enjoythe_ride]

No, Dean. The only thing I hope with in regards to you is that you'll do something stupid enough to allow me to shoot you the next time I see you.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bela, I told you when you sent Gordon after us that I was going to kill you the next time I saw you. That hasn't changed.

[enjoythe_ride]

So I suppose it'll be high noon at the crossroads the next time we see each other?

Though -- you did see me after that and fail to kill me, so I'm starting to wonder on the veracity of that threat.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bela, I didn't have to kill you. There was something a lot scarier than me coming after you. But your back and I'm back and there's nothing coming after you now but go ahead, underestimate me and decide that the threat is groundless. I love having that kind of advantage.

[enjoythe_ride]

I was actually referring to the dream root incident, but don't worry, Dean. I have every intention of staying out of your way.

In fact, I don't think I could be happier if I never saw you again.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Well you had something I needed. I couldn't just kill you then. That's bad manners.

[enjoythe_ride]

Like you have any.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I've got a few. I, for example, know you don't just go stealing people's shit. That's bad manners.

[enjoythe_ride]

Right, well, my manners weren't in question here.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Mine aren't either. It's a whole threat thing...or something.

[enjoythe_ride]

Never mind.