dudeimbatman: ([Hot Ass] Someone falls in love)
[When did you know you were in love?]

He’s in Las Vegas and her name is Dani. She’s a blonde—natural she swears—with legs up to her neck and the most perfect pair of tits money can buy. She’s also currently tied to headboard clothed in only a thong, a pair of high heels and bedroom eyes that leave no doubt to her willingness. The bed sinks under his weight, both knees first and then his hands. He’s still wearing his jeans but he has no damn idea why. It’s not until he’s inches from her mouth, poised above her that he realizes why.

“You alright, Gorgeous?” Dani asks, her leg hooking around his waist, pulling him closer.

“Yeah,” Dean answers but he doesn’t sound or look convinced. The kiss is half hearted and Dani can tell. She’s doing a fantastic job of ignoring it. Dean finally pulls away with an actual sigh. He sits back on his heels, scrubbing his hands over his face.

Dani is confused; it’s written all over her face. “There’s a bottle of pills in the nightstand,” she nods toward the left of the bed. “Everyone has problems sometimes.”

It takes a minute for Dean to catch onto what she’s suggesting but when he does, his eyes get big and he shakes his head. “No, no. no,” he insists. “I am not having problems…with the rise and shine. I-dammit,” he curses.

“I’ve gotta…get-Jesus fucking Christ on a stick…home. I gotta get home.”

Walking out the door, leaving Double D Dani pouting in her bed, it hits him. He’s not leaving because he’s got to get home or because Sam will bitch or because Dani isn’t completely amazing looking. He’s leaving because like it or not, he’s in love with Brooke Davis.

“Well fuck…”
dudeimbatman: (always want me naked)
[A list of chicks I’ve “dated”]

Sara- Omaha, NE
Carrie- Popular Bluff, MI
Candy- Mobile AL
Jenny- Delta, LA
Allie and Andrea- Lucky, LA (so aptly named)
Pilar- Austin, TX
Tess- Roswell, NM
Gina- Santa Fe, NM
Leah- Rough Rock, AZ
Porsche and Mercedes- Silver Peak, NV (I’m pretty sure those were their stage names)
Beth- Diablo, CA
Jane- Mad River, CA
Mary- Mosier, OR ( felt dirty for about five seconds)
Diana- Twin Falls, ID
Rachael- Elmo, UT (Mormons are kinky)
Bambi- Hotchkiss, CO
Alexis- Cawker City, KS
Belle- Disney, OK
Kate- College Station, AR
Cassie Robinson- Cape Girardeau, MO
Lisa- Cierco, IN
Brooke Davis- Tree Hill, NC
Sarah- Jumperville, MO
Tina- Crystal Lake, IA
Jennie- Jericho, CA
Maddie- Bee, NE
Andrea- Lake Manitoc, WI
Amanda- Springfield, IL
Deliha- English, IN
Tiffany- Toledo, OH
Becca- St. Louis, MO
Cheluh- Iowa City, IA
Cara- Oasis Plains, OK
Kelly- Rockford, IL
Layla- Montello, NV
Cassie- Cape Girardeau, MO
Alice- Richardson, TX
Rebecca- Manning, CO
Marion- Red Lodge, MO
Ashley- Twin Lakes, MS
Taylor- Louisville, KY
Tara Benchley- Hollywood, CA
Camille- St Paul, MN
Britney and Jill- Portland, ME
Lauren- Flatwoods, WV
Brandy- Nashville, TN
Lilly- Memphis, TN
Amy- Buffalo, NY
Linda- Saxis, VA
Annie- Rapid City, SD
Stacy- Erie, PA
Brooke Davis, Tree Hill, NC
dudeimbatman: (and we fight)
[What do you have to lose?]

“You sure you’re feelin’ up to this, Sammich?”

“Yeah, I’m alright now,” Sam said. He ducked his head a little and Dean could see the shame all over his face. To counteract it he punched him in the shoulder a little.

“I just don’t you suckin’ down my blood while you’re s’posed to be watching my back.”

“Dean-I wouldn’t-“ Sam started and then rolled his eyes, exasperation taking the place of shame. Dean could handle that.

“Right,” he dismissed and prepared to get down to business, leaning forward so his elbows were on his knees. They were in the basement and it had been marked up with runes, hiding them as effectively as they knew how from everyone and everything. Castiel was helping a little on that front but he’d warned he couldn’t hide them for long, not without someone noticing. “No matter what happens we stick to the plan. You get that hurt assed puppy look on your face and I’m punching you anyways,” Dean smirked.

“Yeah, got it,” Sam smirked.

“We’ve got to sell this con and everybody’s got to buy it,” Dean reinforced. This was sort of the con of his life and if any one of them slipped up the world wouldn’t just burn, Dean, Sam and Castiel would burn with it.

“I know, Dean,” Sam assured him again.
Dean glanced down at his watch and up at the ceiling chalked with runes. “I’ll talk to your giant yeti ass when this all over, Bitch.” Oh yeah, Dean was upset and nervous. He was stringing insult after insult.

“You better,” Sam warned him. “Jerk.”

They stormed up the steps yelling and screaming at each other but Sam didn’t through the first punch until they were in the kitchen, clear of all the runes and in full sight of anyone who might be paying attention. They crashed through the living room, managing to smash the coffee table in their wake and it never crossed Dean’s mind that he was going to have to apologize for that to Brooke. Before this was over, they’d all have much bigger things to apologize for.
dudeimbatman: (huh)
[This image]

Sammy in the basement storyline

He’s debating the assets of one carburetor cleaner against another when his phone rings. He knows it’s Claire by the ringtone—She’s only Seventeen by Winger—and he answers it with the urgency it deserves.

“What’s wrong?” he asks, abandoning the half full basket of car care products in favor of booking it toward the exit.

“His fever has spiked. It’s up to 105,” Claire starts. Dean interrupts before she can finish what she’s saying.

“I’ll be there in five minutes.” He doesn’t say goodbye, just hangs up and shoves the phone in his pocket. The Auto Zone is fifteen minutes from the house.

Dean is in the process of breaking land speed records in the Impala when he sees the blue and red flashing lights behind him. He can hear the sirens even over Black Sabbath but he doesn’t slow down or pull over. He sticks his arm out the window and makes a come along gesture. They can ticket him for what the hell ever they want when he gets home.

By the time he gets to Brooke’s house, he’s leading three police cars and he sort of misses the drive way, taking out the grass to the right of it. He slaps a driver’s license—Ted Hendrix—on the hood of the Impala along with the insurance that matches.

“Baby brother’s sick, leave the tickets under the windshield wipers,” Dean says as he books it into the house and clatters down the stairs to the basement at speeds that might make Bruce Jenner envious…maybe.

Sam is curled up in a ball, chains still on his wrists and his ankles, soaked in sweat. His hair is plastered to his skin and Claire is standing off to the side with her hands on her hips.

“Don’t touch me! It hurts!” Sam screams when Dean gets close. Dean looks over at Claire with a questioning look because this is new.

Claire shrugs in response. “You didn’t have to run home. I can inject him and it’ll bring his fever down but I can’t get near him.”

Dean holds out his hand. “Gimme,” he says, expecting her to put the syringe of her blood in his hand.

“Dean…be careful. He knocked me across the room and broke my neck. That’s when I called you,” says Little Miss Bounce Back.

Dean’s brow furrows and he takes a step back to study Sam for a moment. “Alright, I’ll grab him from behind and hold onto him. You stick him.”
dudeimbatman: (always want me naked)
[Drink It]

“The women over there would like to buy you a drink,” the bartender says as she sets another beer in front of Dean. He glances over his shoulder and grins at the table; one red head, one blonde. He gives them a wink and then makes a show of taking a drink of his beer. Any other time, he’d saunter over, make some conversation and start planning for some French thing he can’t pronounce that means threesome. Instead he hangs out by the bar, talks the tender and waits until the red head approaches—he knew it’d be the red head.

“So my friend and I were wondering” she hesitates, the tip of her tongue touching the corner of her mouth “if you’d like to have drinks with us.”

“Sweetheart, I’m never gonna turn down a drink,” Dean says with a too cocky grin and a tip of his bottle.

The red head looks over at the blonde, triumphant smile on her face and sits down next to Dean. Another half second and there’s a blond snuggling up to his other side.

They’re three beers in and a couple of shots before Dean breaks the news to the women.

“Ladies, I hate to be the one to break up this party-“

He’s interrupted by the blonde. “Our apartment isn’t far from here and we’re room mates.”

“Very open minded room mates,” the red head reminds him. Her hand is on his knee and then way too high on his thigh for anyone’s comfort.

“And there is nothing I appreciate more than open minded roommates,” Dean says, an idiot’s grin on his face. “And I am one lucky man tonight.” He glances to the red head and then the blonde, taking a moment to appreciate just how lucky. “But there is one very, very lucky girl waiting at home for me.”

The look of disappointment and rejection is pathetic and if Dean were a lesser man, he’d succumb to their pouts. His self control is better than anyone will give him credit for. It takes several more minutes for Dean to get out the door but he’s in the Impala and headed back to the motel room alone.

“Hey Hot Ass,” Dean says as he crawls into the backseat of the Impala. “Talk dirty to me.”
dudeimbatman: (weight on my shoulders)
[Pain]

Every other week it seems like Dean’s hearing some sort of bullshit about Sam from angels or demons or prophets. He’s the Anti-Christ, the prince of Hell, the Queen of England—because of course Sammy would be a Queen. He doesn’t believe them.

Until now.

He’s not scared of Sam. That’s his baby brother in there. No matter what he does, he will always be his baby brother. He’s scared of what Sam will do. He’s scared of what Sam has done and most of all he’s terrified he’s never, ever gonna get his baby brother back. Not the way he used to be with that big dorky smile and the way he stumbles over his own gynormous feet.

“What don’t I know about that kid?”


At one time, nothing. He knew Sam inside and out, all the crevices and cracks. He could write a book about the things he knew about Sam and it’d be a hellva lot longer than the list of things he knew about himself. But now…he didn’t even know Sam was on demon blood. He feels like a stupid, oblivious parent because somehow this is his fault. If he’d been…more of anything at all, Sam wouldn’t be locked up.


If Dean weren’t so damn tired, he’d be angry. Angry at the situation, angry at Sam, angry at Ruby and angry at God. Which figures…two point four seconds after Dean decides he believes in God, he’s pissed at him. It all boils down to one thing. Dean wants to go back.

Back to goofy smiles.

Back to a time when he didn’t believe in Sam’s destiny.

And Dean’s terrified he’s never going to get there.

Maybe this is his punishment. This is for that first day he broke and every day after that. This is for ten years of souls on the rack and every drag of the blade down skin that was only there to be tortured. Sammy’s paying for every crime that Dean ever did and it occurs to him that Castiel didn’t drag him back; he dragged him deeper.
dudeimbatman: ([Sam] goofy bastards)
[Argue]

Sam’s nose is huge. Dean knows this because he is taking pictures of it close up with his camera phone. Sam grumbles, turns over and lets out a snore that would make the Impala envious. Dean rolls his eyes and moves back over to his bed. He sends the pictures to Brooke—because for some reason she wants pictures of Sam’s nose and flips through channels on the TV.

Twenty minutes later, Sam’s doing his best impression of a V8 engine and Dean is still bored. He takes some more pictures of Sam sleeping, sends them to Claire this time and then he sees the plastic spoon on the table. Dean is stealthy like a ninja—or Batman—as he slips the spoon in Sam’s mouth and takes some more pictures. Sam grunts, snorts and then wakes up flailing when Dean starts taking pictures.

“God Dammit Dean!”

There are days Dean would swear that’s Sam’s favorite phrase. He’s also faster than Dean ever gives him credit for. He’s half way across the room when Sam brings him down in a tackle and they’re rolling across the room, punching each other.

“Ow!” Sam yells when Dean catches him in the eye. “What the hell?”

“I was bored,” Dean says as he lets Sam up. He’s got a goofy ass grin a mile wide on his face.

‘What the fuck really?’ is written all over Sam’s face as he pushes himself up off the floor.

“Come on, Sammich. That was fun.” The words are a little slurred because Sam’s elbow caught him hard in the lip and it’s swelling up.

Sam just shakes his head, a chuckle coming out despite the effort to keep it to himself. “Why pictures?”

“Dude I sent ‘em to Claire. Especially that one of your-“

His words are cut off when Sam slams him into the wall and they go down to the floor, fists flying again. Dean’s laughing like an idiot.

“Christ, boney knees,” he says between gasping laughter.

Dean’s not bored anymore but then again, neither one of them are sleeping.

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