Dude, I'm batman

If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
James Bond

What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
Twizzlers

Which is worse: Being in a place that is too loud or too quiet?
Too quiet

If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
Apple

Have you ever felt a dick that was over eight inches?
Does mine count?

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator or stuck in traffic?
Stuck in traffic. At least I'm in my baby then.

If you were a car, would someone buy you?
Oh hell yes.

When was the last time you had Mom's home cooking?
I was four.

What do people label you as?
Asshole. Funny, they're right.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yup.

Is the last person you kissed more than a year older than you?
Whitney in Ohio. Read this wrong, too much damn morphine. No the last person I kissed is six years younger than me. Yeah I'm robbing the frickin' cradle.

Would you ever enhance or get any plastic surgery?
Why screw with perfection?

The rules are: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given:

im_afreakshow Matthew!verse

- Family: Brooke, Matthew, Sammich. It's a bigger family then I ever thought I'd have. I'm a dad...still freaks me out a little. He's an awesome kid though. Of course. I'd sell my soul for any of them. Drop of a hat. Used to be just Dad and Sam. Then there was just Sam. I was okay with that but I like that it's bigger now.
- Pie: Pie. I love pie. Any kind of pie really but apple or blueberry. Pie is awesome.
- Fighter: I guess this is what I am. This is what I was raised to be. Sammy told me once that dad raised us like warriors. He did, because that's what we are. And when I bite the big one again, I want to go down fighting. None of this diaper and walker shit.
- Loyalty: Almost everything can be stripped of a person given the right circumstances. Loyalty is one of the last go. At least if its real. And sometimes, no matter what, it can't be stripped away from a person. Not ever.
- Jerk : Bitch.

learntofeel Castiel Dude, everywhere

Iron-I don't know. I mean...I don't honestly know. Iron gets rid of demons in pure form. Still not sure why he'd associate this with me.

Obedience- Yeah...I'm the good soldier. Jump is always followed by how high. I don't always like admitting this one.

Protecting others-I don't know how to not do this. I think life would be easier if I did. Christ, even before Sammy was born I was trying to protect him. One day when Mom was about...whale sized, Dad was working late and I decided she couldn't do anything. She might hurt Sammy (I swear we called him Samantha then, Mom was convinced she was having a girl. Turns out she did, just didn't realize it) Anyway--then she said she was gonna make sugar cookies. So I let her do that, but that was it, all day.

Sacrifice-This one is a no brainer. Sold my soul to get Sam back. I'd do it again. No questions asked. Don't agree with it or like it? I don't care.

Blindness-Cas I swear to God you try to white light burn my eyes out I will spend the rest of my days pissing on your shoes and swearing I think it's the toilet.

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Everything is tagged by verse and prompt community

Your Love Element Is Fire

In love, you are a true listener and totally present. For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt. You attract others with your joy and passion. Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate. Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life. And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal. You connect best with: Wood Avoid: Water You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly

Where are the rest of the friggin' options for answers?

Your Love Type: ESTP

The Doer In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet. For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone. Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty. However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily. Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ

Calling bullshit again. I've never avoided conflict in my entire frickin' life and romance, not even close to my style.

1. What are/were your parents’ names?
John and Mary

2. Where are/were they from?
Lawrence, Kansas

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You Are Copper

You are provocative and challenging. You help people realize who they really are. You live a very balanced life. You always take time for love and art. You are both a powerful and generous person. You always have time to give back. People find you to be incredibly ethical and loyal.

...huh

Yeah...I'm going to get pie.

Dude, all I'm saying is that does not look like a toe.