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1st Hunt [Video//Action] Always hated that friggin' Wizard

"Just need some help--"

[Nice City, way to interrupt a man while he's praying.]

God Da--

[Okay so maybe he shouldn't ask for help and damn him in the same breath. Even if he is somewhere he--the Impala is gone. Pause for dramatic effect and then THE IMPALA IS GONE]

God Dammit!

[So much for not damning God.]

CASTIEL!!!

[He pulls his gun out from his waistband at the small of his back and points, it holding it as the ready as he steps away from the wall defensively. It's dark and-]

Dean. What did you do? [ He knew he had been praying, but had Dean inadvertently tripped some celestial wire?]

Yeah because I jerk people around like some GPS happy Jackass.

[Insert lots of grumbling and more of that defensive 'taking stock'. He's even more tense because if Castiel is right and he didn't--]

SAM!

[Now his voice has that slightly panicked tone that it always takes when Sam's in trouble. Basically? Every Thursday. Sometimes on Saturdays too]

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Sam isn't here, Dean. [rummaging in his pockets, Castiel pulls out his device.] This isn't my cellular phone, either.

What do you mean--

[Oh right, device in his hand? Not his cellphone either. Dean doesn't dignify that with a response, just grumbles]

Also? Impala's gone. Dammit Cas I am not going back to Hell. You get us out of here right now.

[Not that this looks much like Hell but Sam's not here. Impala's gone. You can see how he would mistake...]

This wouldn't be Hell... I would know considering I'm dead.

This is the City.

It's not Hell. [We're walking, we're walking...] But it's not Earth, either. We seem to be...in a different dimension. A crossroads, of sorts.

Fan-friggin-tastic. We've got Zombies.

Congratulations. Mostly got that one. Spent forty years in the spa there.

[Give him a minute to process and put together what this guy is saying with what Castiel is saying]

What year is it?

[This seems vitally important considering the last few weeks he's had]

[Dean just keeps on going, gun held out]

Crossroads? Really? Well that never turns out well.

Not a zombie. Alien technically.

Oh? I can feel for you there. I can still remember how I got killed the first time. Let alone the second time.

Um... 2010 I believe... That's the year the City responds to I think.

[Oh, hey, she remembers that voice.]

Usually the GPS has a more soothing voice.

[Give Castiel a moment here, buddy.] No. Not a crossroads, it's-- odd. Something's not right...

[The look you are getting is Dean's 'you're bullshitting me' look. he's not even going to touch that or go there. Not right now at least]

'Least it's not 1978

World ending here or not?

We're kinda detached from your world... or any world for that fact. Unless one of the Deities had gained a strange kick to do something to make us panic. The world is not ending here.

What you don't believe that I'm alien?

I'm never praying again

[Because obviously this was caused by that

And before Dean can argue or comment further there's a blur, darker and blobier than the rest of the shadows. It emits some kind of scream thing and lunges at Dean. Three shots off and the thing is down for the count. Dean trains the gun on it's head and nudges it with his toe.]

Dude. I just shot the welcome wagon and it is uuuuuugly.

[He sounds in a remarkably better mood now.]

[He doesn't hers but she sounds like a pretty girl so he'll roll with it]

Yeah this isn't hot English chick GPS this is crabby angel GPS.

He might be crabby, but I don't think it's his fault that you're here.

[Again? Probably not.]

The first thing you should probably do is put away the gun before you seriously injure your foot or something.

[Castiel watches, almost passively. Par for the course. Also, he is looking for this aforementioned wagon. Where the hell is it, Dean?

He crouches down and pokes at the corpse, in an attempt to identify it and makes a noncommittal noise.]

[Dean look #215 'Sammich is crazy']

Sure, Dude. Whatever you say.

[Demons, vampires, spirits, Wendigo etc etc and on and on, he'll believe in but he draws the line at aliens]

Mulder hanging around somewhere? Because you oughta contact him. He wants to believe.

You were saying?

If you want me to further prove it, ask me to take you from the bottom of one the building to the top within a second or so.

[Eyerolling here. One of these days they're going to have pop culture class]

Now can we move our asses before something else comes along or would you like to sing it a song and say a prayer?

Yeah he doesn't think so either. I'm holding out for proof.

[Despite the fact this is just voice, Dean is giving you his 'Dean Winchester does not approve' look]

Sweetheart, there are a lot of things I might shoot with this gun. My foot isn't one of them.

[Fucking shape shifters]

Damn... you're fugly.

[And honestly? Unless you're attacking and killing people, Dean could care less if you're an alien. He just thinks you're crazy and a shapeshifter]

Hang on I can get you proof.

[Here, Dean, have a copy of the most recent City guide uploaded to your network device.]

If you're down in the Underground, you might wanna get out as soon as possible. Even if you're a good shot, things down there can get... a little out of control, monster-wise.

It's that or an even uglier base green form.

I can't help it anyway. They killed me. Took my form. Took my memories. It just couldn't handle my awesomeness! I took control of its body.

[Now he's got the scrunchy face figuring this out look]

So you were human?

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