6th Hunt [Voice] If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair

[dudeimbatman]

Alright. So we're all pretty aware shit's gotten real. Stay inside and according to the lore [Yes he's talking about the bible] if you go get one of those lambs, kill it and smear some blood over a doorway, you oughta be safe. I know. Poor friggin' lamb. Gotta say given the choice between saving a lamb and saving my own very pretty ass I'm gonna pick me every time. There's a reason those things are untouched. Use it.

Things are only going to get more fun.

Comments

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Tactful, Dean, real tactful.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm smooth like that.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

I take it the deities have finally, graciously, provided lambs for the actual slaughter?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Looks like it. They're the only damn thing in this place not crawling with bugs and shit.

Voice

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

We could mail order a lamb.

Shit, sorry, I'm just really freaked.

Re: Voice

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nah looks like they already got mail ordered.

You staying safe and away from my car?

Voice

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm staying with a friend. He's really good with magic so I'm safe.

I hope your baby is safe.

voice;

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

We sure that butcher's shop blood won't work?

Re: voice;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nope. It could but I'm not betting my life on it. Quick and clean. Lamb'll never feel it.

voice;

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

I'm not squeamish about killing one if I have to, it just seems kinda senseless to me.

Not that anything about this place makes sense.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Doing alright, I assume?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Outside of this sucks? Yeah. You?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Peachy.

[acceptingeyes.livejournal.com]

I think the first problem is getting past all these bugs to the lamb. The second would be sucking up the fact that its a cute little animal and butchering it for its blood.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Run fast. If you've got cinnamon oil, eucalyptus or citronella it should work in a pinch for a little while. Unless you bought an industrial sized can of Off.

[acceptingeyes.livejournal.com]

At this point I wish I had brought some Off. This is the second time there have been bug attacks in the City that I can remember.

Also, I'd love to try one of those, but if I'm going to get there and not be able to kill the lamb, there's just really no point.

[rehymenator]

The "lore" might not apply here. This is... [Someone is personally offended, not to mention angry.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Cas...you got a better idea I'm willing to listen. You're the expert here.

[rehymenator]

It doesn't follow: none of this is perpetrated by God, obviously. If the angel shows up, it will be some facsimile of him. All of this is a parody. [Yeah he's just going to rant at you in his weird way.]

[heldourfate.livejournal.com]

But... how does blood help?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Ever read the bible? Old Testament about a guy named Moses?

[heldourfate.livejournal.com]

...no?

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

This whole thing is ridiculous.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Depends on how serious the deities are about it. It's a little too close to home for me to go with ridiculous.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

I just - this whole thing...

I'm pretty safe here from what's going on outside, but unless defrosted heaven only knows how old lamb chops count...

Of course there's no way to know if I'm my father's firstborn - and wasn't it only boys that counted?

Not that that helps you at all.

Sorry.

Trapped coyote is feeling trapped.