dudeimbatman | 7th Hunt [Accidental Video] I'm back in black

[The camera flickers on and is angled upwards. Dean is shoved gently out of of an apartment. He's wearing a pair of black boxer briefs and nothing else. His pants are pushed at him by a gorgeous brunette who leans in to kiss him on the neck. A redhead emerges just behind her with an eyeliner stick in one hand. She puts one hand on his other shoulder and starts writing across his chest. He's got an idiot's blissful grin on his face]

Play time over?

[Yes it is said in the same tone a six year old who has to go home would use]

Sorry Dean. We've got to go to work and Mr. Bass gets upset when we're late

[That's the brunette but the redhead is agreeing with a pout and a nod of her head. She has signed his chest with her name and number, call me and a little smiley face.]

Trisha gets off at 2 and I'm off at 3. We can try the thing with the handcuffs

Oh sweet baby Jesus I love open minded room mates.

[That earns him some giggling and a door slammed in his face. This is when Dean notices the device is on. He shrugs and directs that idiot's grin toward the camera. He's already heading outside toward the Impala still wearing nothing but his boxer briefs. Modesty is not something Dean struggles with.]

Strippers? Best invention ever

[ooc: The girls are just extras, strippers at Chuck's club. Dean's deal with Laszlo is up today. He celebrated with open minded room mate strippers. Feel free to encounter him pantsless on his way home or video or voice or whatever. Just be warned he's a very happy, cocky boy right now who is making up for a month of no sex drive]

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We naked polka all the time, fuck you. It's awesome. [Time to mumble:] I just don't have a lot of that kind of experience. With roommates and handcuffs.

[Hello idiot grin. It's been a whole five minutes since we've seen you last]

Sounds like you need a bachelor orgy.

That shit's never going to happen, for many reasons. Reasons that I don't have to fucking divulge to you. I won't say no to stories though and I like details!

That doesn't make me lose man points, does it?

stories and details? The thing with the handcuffs usually involves being handcuffed to the bed. If you're lucky with one girl while the other one takes advantage of the precarious position she's got you both in.

Nah but this is why I don't keep girlfriends.

Yeah, I'm sure the whole sleazebag deal doesn't keep you from having girlfriends either, right? [No really, Priestly. Tease the dude who has GUNS in his TRUNK.]

Hey! I've had a girlfriend before. It's sort of the fighting vampires, demons and zombies that keeps me from having a girlfriend. Cassie thought I was cheating on her and making up shit to get out of the relationship.

Sounds like bad excuses for a fear of commitment to me, pal. Just give yourself over once, it's kind of fantastic.

Exactly how the hell does wanting to have sex with more than one chick make me afraid of commitment? Besides, I did the relationship thing with Cassie. It didn't work out.

[Priestly? Totally hit the nail on the head]

Oh my sweet Jesus have you never actually heard about commitment issues? That's the motherfucking definition of that shit.

[Priestly pauses a moment, contemplating whether to keep pushing it. Really, though it's not like he's never been not annoying before.] And you let her go, didn't you?

[This is Dean staring at you with a 'have you gone batshit insane' look on his face]

Dude...she chased me out of the house with a SKILLET.

[Priestly just looks blankly back. This confidence is brought to you by the fact that they are not talking face to face.] Yeah, they do that. Then they expect you to come back if you really fucking care. Obviously you had something better to worry about.

Dude I'm pretty sure trying to hit me upside the head with a skillet says 'don't come the fuck back ever'.

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