8th Hunt [Accidental Video] Pie Coma FTW

[dudeimbatman]

[The video shows Dean slouching in a booth. The table is literally covered with empty plates. The plates have crumbs, smudges and occasionally a stray edge of pie crust. Dean has one hand on his stomach, the other over his forehead. He's making some very content grumbling noises.]

Whoever said 'my eyes were bigger than my stomach' can go fuck themselves.

Comments

[video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

This is gonna end badly.

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Come pick me up Jo!

[video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

You left the Impala here?!

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

...yes.

...Come pick me up.

And if you wreck her I will kill you. Painfully.

[video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna wreck her! I might take the long way, though. Where are you, anyway? I can't really tell.

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Take the long way after you pick me up. Sunnyside bakery...or something like that.

[video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

Wait, why can't you drive? You're that full?

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I can't move. I'm that full.
PIE COMA JO!

Re: [video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

Alright, okay, pie coma, got it, so then I get to drive both ways and that's awesome.



So. I'll leave now then. In the Impala.

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Do. Not. Wreck. My. Baby.

I gave up a whole month of no sex for her.
A whole month.

Be nice to her.

[video]

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

Yeahyeahyeah.

Can't talk now! Going to drive the Impala to the bakery! Safely! Promise!

Re: [video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean actually respects this. No talking, texting or doing video porn while driving the Imapala. He makes some sounds of misery then considers really...can one more piece of pie do any more damage? He hasn't had the pecan yet.

One slice of pecan pie coming up.

He has to do something while Jo is taking her sweet time, doesn't he?]

[video] shameless threadjacking

[rehymenator]

This isn't much different than normal. Is he affected?

[video] yeeee

[gotanotherplan.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh. I'm not sure. I'm leaving to go pick him up now, but I'll let you know. Unless you just wanna go?


But! But no blipping for me. I felt like I was gonna barf for a few days after that last time.

[video]

[rehymenator]

I'm sure you'll manage. [He may or may not be amused by you, tiny blond one.]

video;

[rehymenator]

[Staring.]

Re: video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude. So creepy

video;

[rehymenator]

You're eating. [This obviously spells everything out.]

Re: video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do that. Least three times a day. Usually more like five.

video;

[rehymenator]

And what exactly is a pie coma?

Re: video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean's tone of voice is distinctly a 'duh' tone of voice]

When you eat so much pie that you go into a coma.

Or you want to.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

Dean! Bring me pie!

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

The Impala is at home and I was way too high to walk.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

This is me sticking out my tongue at you.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah well not much I can do about that. This is what we call a pie coma.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

S'all right. Not sure how much of this I'll remember tomorrow anyway.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Piiiiiie.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

It's awesome.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

...I didn't get any pie...

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You aren't here to get pie. Jo is picking me up. Want me to bring some home?

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, please. Ice cream, too. We're, um, out.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You got it.

Guess you had an ice cream orgy while I was having a pie orgy?

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

I had an everything orgy. Well, everything food orgy.

Video;

[alexis-castle.livejournal.com]

I can't even count how many oatmeal cream pies I ate yesterday.

Re: Video;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Did you play Dark Side of the Moon and watch Wizard of Oz too?

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

You want to watch it, mate. You'll be pukin' your guts up all over the place if you eat much more than that.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I'm just gonna sit here and not move for a while.

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

Looks like it might be a good idea, that. For a few hours at the least.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Jo is coming to pick me up then I'm going to lay in the backseat for at least a couple of hours.