dudeimbatman: (i love sluts)
Dean Winchester ([personal profile] dudeimbatman) wrote2010-07-10 08:10 pm

22nd Hunt [Accidental Video] Here comes the next contestant

[Dean standing in a throng of girls. He's got both hands out and he's trying to make some space for himself.]

Alright, ladies. If you'll just step back, give me your names and we'll go from there. There's plenty of me to go around.

[One girl shoves her way through and hands him a marker. She pulls aside the strap of her tank top.]

Why yes, I will sign your breast. Anyone else here with that same request?

[identity profile] 71-chevelle.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna put your dick away long enough to tell me how th' hell your brother's carryin' Lucifer around and he ain't killin' everyone?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta say, I'm coming up a little blank but I'm working on it. Any chance there's a saying about you that ends in 'and then you die'?

[identity profile] dreamsofnormal.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)


No way! Dragons are real?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're just pissed they're making you get to the back of the line aren't you?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dead girlfriend. He was going to ask her to marry him. She ended up on the ceiling burned alive.
Edited 2010-07-11 03:15 (UTC)

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Cas and I made a deal. He gave away memories of being an angel. I gave away memories of Mom. Or at leas that's what Sam says I gave away.

[identity profile] blackeyedskank.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
The view from back here is better than an up close and personal with your hideous mug.

[identity profile] backseatangel.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God. I-

Damn.

[identity profile] 71-chevelle.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
And that was enough to stop him?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam > All the chicks in the world. Especially Sam at this age. Dean didn't get to enjoy the time he had with this Sam really.]

They are here and they're bad ass.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey get your creepy demon eyes off my ass!

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Enough to give Sam control.

[identity profile] dontbe-adick.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Which is breasts. Well, I can't say I hate your style, kid.

[identity profile] and-identity.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
See, now you're getting it. That generally comes in with the part about being a bitch, I've found.

[identity profile] backseatangel.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Sam.

[identity profile] 71-chevelle.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Great, just perfect.

[identity profile] whollhavemercy.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Your vulgarity never ceases to amaze me, Dean Winchester.

[identity profile] 50wordsoflatin.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if that's amusing or just pathetic.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a blessed man.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I've also heard it sucks and then you die.

Unfortunately not usually in the way anyone wants things to suck.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's been working so far.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I'm doing good.

[identity profile] and-identity.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I did say I'm good, remember?

And it's not "it", thank you. It's "she".

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Meg. In your case I don't give a crap.

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