So talk to someone who's not from home. You've got a whole damn smorgasbord of the multiverse around here and you're telling me there's not a single person who will sit and listen to you? So they're not from your world. So you'll have to do some clarifying along the way. That doesn't mean they can't help. Hell, they might even be able to help more than you think, since they'll be on the outside looking in, rather than stuck in the middle of the clusterfuck with you.

Yeah, I'm like a mom who loves you enough to call you out on being a dumbass. But everybody needs a kick in the head once in a while, so don't sweat it too much.