22nd Hunt [Accidental Video] Here comes the next contestant

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean standing in a throng of girls. He's got both hands out and he's trying to make some space for himself.]

Alright, ladies. If you'll just step back, give me your names and we'll go from there. There's plenty of me to go around.

[One girl shoves her way through and hands him a marker. She pulls aside the strap of her tank top.]

Why yes, I will sign your breast. Anyone else here with that same request?

Comments

[dontbe-adick.livejournal.com]

Really? That's all you've got, pal?

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

All these visitors and that's how you're occupying yourself, hmm? Signing the breasts of adoring women?

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Ruby's here.

[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

What the hell d'you think you're doin'?

WEE!CHESTER, GO!

[dreamsofnormal.livejournal.com]

Dean! Why didn't you wake me up for the drive here? This place is awesome!



...Oh. Hi.

[whollhavemercy.livejournal.com]

Re: WEE!CHESTER, GO!

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sammy?

[Part of Dean can't help wanting to snatch him up and hug him tightly. The other part retains control and he grins at him.]

Gimme a sec, Kiddo. [He finishing signing the boob then ushers all the girls away]

Hey. You wanna go see a zoo with dragons?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean sees that look and raises you this look]

Hey! How's it hanging?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Taking care of my loyal fans?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Fuck. Where's Sam?

[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

Jesus.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hey, guys' gotta start somewhere.

[blackeyedskank.livejournal.com]

They let you hand out herpes like lollipops here? Standards have gone way, way down.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm just trying to make people happy.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

He was talking about going to find someone named Jess.

...He also said the day's making Lucifer twitch.

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're making someone happy, there's no doubt of that.

How have you been?

[dontbe-adick.livejournal.com]

I just thought I could count on a little more creativity from a Winchester.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nah but it's a common mistake.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Way I figure it, they kicked you out. Standard have gone way, way up.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Jess? Okay...well she'll keep him busy for a while.

I'll see if I can find him. Keep an eye on him.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I use what I'm given.

[blackeyedskank.livejournal.com]

And yet there's a line of skanks with their underwear in their mouths asking you to sign their tits. I'd say standards have gone way, way blind.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

...Do I wanna know?

Alright. Pretty sure this place is like...some sort of reward.

...do I know you?

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Who is she?

[and-identity.livejournal.com]

You do, but it's fairly safe to say you don't realize it.

I'm good. I'm also a bitch. I'm not fair, and one of your favorite songs by Bon Jovi features my boyfriend and me in the title.