49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

Comments

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

Dean, sweetie, can't you just let that go already? Holding grudges like that can kill a person.

[ Oh wait. You're a hunter. ]

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, how cute. You've got the big upstairs team batting for you now.

News flash, sugar - I'm not afraid.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Bela, Sweetie, not much in my life that isn't going to kill me. I'm alright with that.

[Exactly]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sam and I've killed lots bigger demons than you.

Newsflash, Skank--neither am I.

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine. Remain angry all you'd like. [ Pffcrssh. It's the sound she makes when she's laughing but not really laughing. I just invented a spelling for it. ] You act like an old married woman, you know. And I'm the little girl next door, whose ball crush your precious petunias.

Really, Dean. You'd think you might be happy to see me.

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

Really? Because you should be. We're just cooking up a whole new themepark for you downstairs, y'know. For when you come back to us.

And you will... come back.

[no-obeisances.livejournal.com]

Everyone sounds like an exaggeration.

[As long you never compare her with an angel...]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[OH GREAT RAPHAEL'S HERE. It's the best archangel reunion ever.] Didn't we leave you in Judea or something?

[And somehow Dean manages to EQUALLY OFFEND HIS LIFE. OH COME ON, BRO. YOU TALKED HIM INTO DYING TO SAVE YOUR ASS.] Yeah, thanks for that Dean. Remind me the next time I feel one of those niggling heroic urges to save your ass to just let it go.

[And to the room as a whole.] Seriously. Guys. Sit down. Have a few mojitos and we'll just talk it out and no one'll lose any limbs. 'Kay?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Wanna explain to me why you think happy would be in that equation?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[There's just a bitter chuckle here]

Already anticipating it.

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

It's obvious! We're both attractive people. You do the math.

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

With Lilith all busy, who's gonna play with you, hmm?

[ifionlyhadasoul.livejournal.com]

What? It's the truth, right?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorry Sweetheart but I gotta turn you down. Trust me. It's for your own good.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You haven't heard. Sam killed Lilith.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

And all of the sudden you're smacking me in the face with the truth?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You want me to start keeping numbers?

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

[turns to face him fully, leaning slightly back on the counter]

Sounds like you might want to revise your earlier statement then.

[ifionlyhadasoul.livejournal.com]

Look, man, if it's that big a deal, I'm sorry.

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[causeblackouts.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'd buy it if you didn't try so hard to discourage me. Not exactly helping your case.

[ooc; Lmfao nah she'll find out the old fashioned way, she's got no reason to go digging. Yet. ]

[theredreaper.livejournal.com]

Of all the arrogant--

Right.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Nope. I don't think those are the words.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I don't do full frontal in public. [Still smirking. Thoroughly amused] Usually. [You know except when he's drunk or snooping around a nuthouse.

I'm Dean Winchester.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What's going on Sam? [Clearly he's caught on that something is wrong] Are you alright? There's about half a dozen friggin' dick angels in the City right now. Not the time to explore my sex life. Where are you?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hey do what you want. I'm just telling you what you'll find.