49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

Comments

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I was about to call bullshit on that.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude you're just hoping to catch me doing full frontal.

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

[ Interesting. Her face can only be described as... well. Smug. ]

What a shame. And here I was, hoping to catch something interesting from you, for once.

\o/

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinkin' the City wasn't gonna torture me today.

You just can't wait to get me nekkid can you?

[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

...now there's an' image I coulda done without.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Well don't barge in on me in the shower. [He mistakenly thinks this is the Bobby he lives with. Feel free to destroy that idea]

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

[ Snrk. ] Oh, sweetie. You really think anybody wants to see that?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Popular opinion says Hell yeah. How's it hangin' Meg?

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Don't want to give it all up at once, you know?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Why's that again? I'm thinkin' giving it all up at once can't be a bad thing.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that bottle wasn't full when you began.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Okay. The bottle wasn't full when I began? [Yeah he's lying. He's worried about seeing his Mom or Dad or little!Sam or...well the list is long. He's also worried about not seeing them]

[Video]

[reallygolden.livejournal.com]

...Dean Winchester?

Re: [Video]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude who---yeah. Not remembering your name. I remember you with the camera and the house. Haunted. [He's really avoiding saying 'the guy who died']

[Action]

[howrichishe.livejournal.com]

You just...randomly do full frontal?

Re: [Action]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Not randomly and usually not publicly. Usually.

[Video] BEAR WITH ME

[yougottatrustme.livejournal.com]

Dean.

Re: [Video] \o/ 1/idel

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[...]

audio

[signatures]

Is there context behind that?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Some asshole made my life into a series of books. With full frontal. Now everybody wants me nekkid.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...Okay, there's a story behind that, and I'm not sure I want to know it.

...These curses last 2 days usually, right? So...if somebody doesn't show up here today, they could be here tomorrow? [Somebody sounds a bit too optimistic.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Asswipe back home writes books about me and Sam's lives. We have to deal with the fangirls.

Yeah, they could be here tomorrow. Who you hoping for?

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[againstyoursoul.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, he's taking the seat beside you super casually, Dean. ]

And they tell me humanity is worth saving.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Dean, let's just call this? The angel and devil on your shoulder gig.

....It's really hard to decide which is which, okay?]

I'm the one who told you that. [He's totally using Dean as a human shield though, because obviously Lucifer can't hurt him if he's behind Dean. No, really, Dean. He's here for back-up. Like a bro. :|

...Maybe, he should acknowledge that Dean exists for more than just a meatshield.] So. Dean. How's tricks?

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[causeblackouts.livejournal.com]

So, what, I'm supposed to just cross my fingers and hope I get lucky? You are one tough customer.

What books?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You look awful lucky to me.

Supernatural series of books. It's about me and Sam. All about me.

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[thefirstseduced.livejournal.com]

[ SUDDENLY, A CHILD HUGGING YOUR LEG. ] Oh, Dean, I knew you'd be happy to see me, I just knew it! Don't worry, I missed you lots, too, but we'll have bunches of fun to make up for it now. We've got a whole two days to make up for all that lost time.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[This might be Dean a little afraid. He remembers all the 'fun' he and Lilith had in Hell. He just smirks and shakes his head] Sweetheart, we aren't playing that game here. I know fifty words of Latin that will send your ass to the closest thing this place has to Hell.

[And yet there's a tiny bit of doubt that that won't work on Lilith]

[suckmyovaltine.livejournal.com]

Well, well, look at you. Getting started a little early there are we, kiddo?

video ][ locked ][ /stalks you everywhere.

[thatdemonbitch.livejournal.com]

You really wanna antagonize the guy? He already did you in once and I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be so damn eager to stare down that barrel again.

[theredreaper.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want a full frontal anyways?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

'Cause I'm just that pretty?

[ifionlyhadasoul.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dean.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sammy. Want a drink? [Not realizing this isn't his Sam. Not just yet] Crazy out there isn't it? Everybody wants me naked today.

Action?

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

[glances over at the sudden outburst and raises a brow at the half empty bottle.]

What happens if we get the rest of the bottle in you?

[amused grin]

Re: Action!

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[He gives her a slow grin and a shrug] Either way, I'm probably getting naked.

[no-obeisances.livejournal.com]

[The human slang is lost to her, even after she lived years as bartender in Lost Angeles.]

Frontal? Speak plainly.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants to see me naked. From the front.

[He's sort of used to it with the angels]

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[thatdemonbitch.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt anyone's interested, or that they'd even have to ask if they were.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah. You want me naked too. Just like everyone else. Don't even deny it.

Demon skank's not my style. Even just for the show.