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49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

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[Gabriel resents being the Chump. Forever.]

Boy, they'll let anyone in a bar these days. [And then, grinning, because FAMILY REUNIONS SURE ARE HIS FAVORITE THING EVER... Except not.] Long time, no see, Castiel.

No special thoughts to share with us, Castiel?

[Yes, this is exactly what he needed. Insert typical unimpressed Castiel poker face here.]

You'll leave in 48 hours, if not 24.

[Whistle. He's actually kinda impressed. Too bad Lucifer... Won't be.]

You really did grow a pair worth mentioning since I've been gone, didn'tcha, Cas? [...Hold on. Why is he getting treated like yesterday's garbage? C'MON, CAS, IT'S NOT LIKE HE DIDN'T SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ASS OR ANYTHING.] ...Y'know I'm not with him, right? [Pointing at Lucifer. So much pointing.]

[ rolling his eyes at gabriel a little bit. retard. of course he's not here with you. this is already the set up to a bad joke, don't make it worse. ]

You don't really believe that they could make me leave if I didn't want to, do you? I'm here because I chose to be, and I'll leave when I choose to.

Yes. I don't care. [Sorry Middle Bro, but Castiel kind of went through this Heaven and Hell angst a few weeks ago, and he's not looking to relive so soon. You kill an innocent brother, get impersonated by a demon and trapped in your own holy fire of Heaven and see how you-- you know what? Nevermind! So not caring.]

It's not up to me, anyway.

[See Castiel's chin. See Castiel's chin incline just the slightest.] They've already done it, once before. [Squint, Castiel, squint.]

And if they fail, I'm sure He will not.

[Wow. That's harsh, bro.]

So this means we're not getting margaritas later and catching up without me sticking you in Extreme Wrestling again, huh?

[...Yeah, he sucks at contributing to the conversation. What else is new?]

[Dean looks back and forth, watching the whole Angel, Devil, Angel show going on here]

Hey! Dude, what's with the failing talk? [Have a glare, Cas.] Way to stand up for Team Free Will.

[And now he's pointing at you Lucifier] You do realize you're gonna get your ass handed to you by Sasquatch and I'm gonna bring the beer.

[Oh he hasn't forgotten you Gabriel] Yes to the margaritas and really did you have to do porn in your spare time?

[YAY MARGARITAS.] If it's your Last Will and Testament, is it your spare time or... The last meaningful moments of your life before you martyr yourself for.... Gee. Who were those two guys who owe me big time, hm...

[Yeah, Dean. Fess up. You owed him one last parting shot. EMBRACE HIS PORN.]

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[Guess who's suddenly sitting on the next barstool down? Walking in the door is for unholy squares.]

Angels don't usually work for favors, Gabriel.

[ He's officially ignoring the porn element of this conversation because otherwise it would lead to some serious vomiting. Seriously. ]

I believe we've been over this, Dean. [ Slooooow neck crane towards Michael. ] And look who decided to finally show up. Always the last one to the party, aren't you, Michael? [ yeah he can't just ambiguously call them all Brother anymore. ]

[OH GOD. WHY ISN'T THERE SOMEONE BETWEEN HIM AND MICHAEL. THIS IS SUDDENLY NOT AS FUN AS IT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO. PLEASE EXCUSE GABRIEL AS HE PRETENDS TO BE INVISIBLE.

...Yeah, look. He stood up to Lucifer. It took him awhile. He hasn't stood up to Michael yet AND MICHAEL SET A BITCH ON FIRE FOR A LOT LESS THAN HE'S DONE.

...So yeah. There's a little fear here.]

...Seriously. Who sent the invitations to this party?

[Defiant face, forever and ever. Also starting to be glad Gabe's here. Shut up.]

...Are we nearing a point?

[Yeah, well. His balls are huge, not smart.]

[Somewhere in the back, in a shadow, a wild fallen angel appears! Or something like that.]

[Dean is just going to scrub his hands over his face and take a long swig from the bottle. Not. Enough. Whiskey. In. The. World]

Great so when you guys start pulling down your pants to have a holy dick measuring party, I'm not judging.

[And other human in a room full of angels would be groveling. Dean's still being a smart ass. Smart? Not this one

But now he's doing the shifty eyes and the dead pan expression]

That didn't come out right.

Edited 2010-11-30 05:28 (UTC)

[Don't worry, Gabe, Michael's not going to be sitting there long. He gets to his feet and walks past Dean to where Lucifer's sitting. And looms. Many have forgotten Michael's lesser known title of Angel of Dramatic Looming.]

Speaking of judgment.

I'm sure you wish it were that simple, Dean. [ He gets to his feet when Michael moves to creep on him and just levels a stare. ] That time already, Brother? I suppose I can't complain -- I've been waiting a long time for this, and the gang's all here, after all.

[Gabriel faceplants on the bar.] I can't take you two anywhere.

[Right. Mustering up his courage. Like a boss.] Can't you two just solve this with keg stands like normal people?

[Okay, time to step in-- kind of?]

Any retribution taken here won't stick. This dimension exists in and of itself. Everything is forgotten when you return home.

[Hrm, that was a lot of words. Maybe he should scowl a little more. Also try not to make a huge deal out of noticing Anna's presence. Definitely wishing she'd wise up and buzz out.]

[ So, here comes Raphael, like a boss. And by "like a boss" I clearly mean stone-faced, like usual, and looking like he's had something much larger than a stick lodged up his ass for a few millennia. ... At least. ]

A family reunion. [ Monotone is the best kind of tone. ] How quaint.

[Dean glances over at Michael. At least he thinks it's Michael. He can't ever be sure with everyone calling each other brother.]

Michael, nice condom. Hope you get real comfortable in that one.

[And now there are more angels. This is looking like the best day ever. He takes another swig of whiskey and keeps his seat] Just want to make it clear, the only ones of you dicks I wanna claim as family is Cas and Anna.

Edited 2010-12-01 00:07 (UTC)

[Raphael was totally supposed to bring dessert. Where's the ambrosia, dude? And Castiel is resisting taking a large step away from you, by the way.

There's not much more to say. His point has been made, and he's mostly standing by to what? Step in and get killed when the grown ups start in on it all again? Ayup. Gonna keep observing.

And looking shiftily at Raphael, cause. So not getting ambushed, here.]

[ Dean has just offended his life more than even Gabriel managed to. B| ]

I'm sure they'd both be more than willing to slum it with you.

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painhumbles.livejournal.com - 2010-12-01 21:22 (UTC) - Expand

[LAUGHING.]

I thought you were into chicks!

[Dean is giving him a what the hell look] And I thought you were into little boys. What the hell's that mean?

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