49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

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/RUINS EVERYTHING

[wewantparadise.livejournal.com]

[ So, here comes Raphael, like a boss. And by "like a boss" I clearly mean stone-faced, like usual, and looking like he's had something much larger than a stick lodged up his ass for a few millennia. ... At least. ]

A family reunion. [ Monotone is the best kind of tone. ] How quaint.

Re: /RUINS EVERYTHING

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean glances over at Michael. At least he thinks it's Michael. He can't ever be sure with everyone calling each other brother.]

Michael, nice condom. Hope you get real comfortable in that one.

[And now there are more angels. This is looking like the best day ever. He takes another swig of whiskey and keeps his seat] Just want to make it clear, the only ones of you dicks I wanna claim as family is Cas and Anna.

[rehymenator]

[Raphael was totally supposed to bring dessert. Where's the ambrosia, dude? And Castiel is resisting taking a large step away from you, by the way.

There's not much more to say. His point has been made, and he's mostly standing by to what? Step in and get killed when the grown ups start in on it all again? Ayup. Gonna keep observing.

And looking shiftily at Raphael, cause. So not getting ambushed, here.]

[againstyoursoul.livejournal.com]

[ Dean has just offended his life more than even Gabriel managed to. B| ]

I'm sure they'd both be more than willing to slum it with you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[OH GREAT RAPHAEL'S HERE. It's the best archangel reunion ever.] Didn't we leave you in Judea or something?

[And somehow Dean manages to EQUALLY OFFEND HIS LIFE. OH COME ON, BRO. YOU TALKED HIM INTO DYING TO SAVE YOUR ASS.] Yeah, thanks for that Dean. Remind me the next time I feel one of those niggling heroic urges to save your ass to just let it go.

[And to the room as a whole.] Seriously. Guys. Sit down. Have a few mojitos and we'll just talk it out and no one'll lose any limbs. 'Kay?