49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I was about to call bullshit on that.

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

[ Interesting. Her face can only be described as... well. Smug. ]

What a shame. And here I was, hoping to catch something interesting from you, for once.

[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

...now there's an' image I coulda done without.

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

[ Snrk. ] Oh, sweetie. You really think anybody wants to see that?

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Don't want to give it all up at once, you know?

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that bottle wasn't full when you began.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude you're just hoping to catch me doing full frontal.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Well don't barge in on me in the shower. [He mistakenly thinks this is the Bobby he lives with. Feel free to destroy that idea]

\o/

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinkin' the City wasn't gonna torture me today.

You just can't wait to get me nekkid can you?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm bi, not desperate.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Popular opinion says Hell yeah. How's it hangin' Meg?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Why's that again? I'm thinkin' giving it all up at once can't be a bad thing.

[71-chevelle.livejournal.com]

Son, ain't never gonna happen.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Okay. The bottle wasn't full when I began? [Yeah he's lying. He's worried about seeing his Mom or Dad or little!Sam or...well the list is long. He's also worried about not seeing them]

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Isn't it that you're always supposed to leave people wanting more?

I'm Jennifer. Hi~

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Do you want some company?

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[reallygolden.livejournal.com]

...Dean Winchester?

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[howrichishe.livejournal.com]

You just...randomly do full frontal?

[Video] BEAR WITH ME

[yougottatrustme.livejournal.com]

Dean.

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[signatures]

Is there context behind that?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...Okay, there's a story behind that, and I'm not sure I want to know it.

...These curses last 2 days usually, right? So...if somebody doesn't show up here today, they could be here tomorrow? [Somebody sounds a bit too optimistic.]

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[againstyoursoul.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, he's taking the seat beside you super casually, Dean. ]

And they tell me humanity is worth saving.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Dean, let's just call this? The angel and devil on your shoulder gig.

....It's really hard to decide which is which, okay?]

I'm the one who told you that. [He's totally using Dean as a human shield though, because obviously Lucifer can't hurt him if he's behind Dean. No, really, Dean. He's here for back-up. Like a bro. :|

...Maybe, he should acknowledge that Dean exists for more than just a meatshield.] So. Dean. How's tricks?

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[causeblackouts.livejournal.com]

So, what, I'm supposed to just cross my fingers and hope I get lucky? You are one tough customer.

What books?

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[againstyoursoul.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I killed you. [ The bartender brings him a drink and he slowly stirs the ice around with the little babystraw/stirrer thing. ]

The ceaseless, useless interruptions.