dudeimbatman | 70th [Accidental Video] Shut up. Put your money where your mouth is

[The scene before you is a chaotic one. The hotel room is in shambles, a wolf is lying on a mattress on the floor and there's a man lying on his stomach passed out. He's got a fresh tramp stamp on the small of his back, a pair of handcuffs dangling from one wrist and he's wearing a sparkley black thong with twenty dollar bills tucked into it. There are also bruises on his body. He snuffles, snores and almost wakes up, his face turned to the camera. Yup that is Dean Winchester and his face looks like he's been beaten as well. He's just gone still again when the screaming of a fire alarm jerks him to his feet.]

Fi--[And then he realizes he's wearing a thong with twenty dollar bills shoved into it.

That's new.

And takes importance over FIRE.]

What the hell?

CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ooc: The hotel room is on fire because of this post. Action for those involved in the curse. Here is a line up of what happened. They won't remember it--exactly--because this is Vegas, Hangover Style but feel free to have your character have seen the boys doing any of this at all.

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See, you're a chick. [This is directed at Cas who would rather use a zipper then cut a wedding dress off someone. He tosses the knife over his shoulder to the floor.]

I gotta have jeans here somewhere. [He's also picking up random bills on the floor. If he remembers right, he earned this money. He looks to the wolf then back at Jace.]

You shove it out.

[ Dean gets just an eyeroll in return, which, granted, is quite a bit reaction-wise for Castiel. Another few seconds of wriggling, and the zipper starts to come down again.

Don't shove her, she won't hurt us. Just...off.

[ Frustrated, Castiel gives up on the zipper and goes for the knife. ]

Do either of you remember what happened last night? Why are you both in women's clothing?

I'm busy. You shove it.

[Ignoring Castiel? Check.]

I remember that the alcohol was really good. Don't ask about the dress.

I'm pretty sure I got arrested. [He holds up his wrist, the handcuff dangling from it.]

Maybe for stripping. [A gesture to the thong with the money in it.]

[ Castiel holds a hand up after digging into his pocket. In it, he's got a photobooth strip of him and a little girl, looking like they're having way too much fun. Yes, it probably looks wrong.

Also, is anyone noticing the shiny ring on his finger? ]

I have evidence.

[Jace pauses in slicing the dress since he took the knife to get the thing off.]

You're married?

[Dean can't help it. He cracks the hell up.] So that make you the Missus? [He can hardly get the words out for laughing so hard.]

[ Castiel's got nothing but a sour puss on his face about all of this. ]

I am not the missus. I don't have a ring.

And you think he'd buy you one? Cas is a cheap bastard.

I am most certainly not cheap. The recreational drugs I purchased last night must have cost me everything I had.

[ Even his wallet is gone... ]

Including the leather purse I had the money in.

[ Oh, he ... probably didn't mention that part last night, did he? Cat's out of the bag, now! ]

He'd buy anyone but you something more expensive.

[Baaaaaack to Castiel.]

Purse?

[Glaring at Jace.] So where's your ring Mrs. Feather Ass?

[And then to Castiel]

Oh Christ. Really? You are more of a friggin' girl than Sam and I didn't think that was possible!

[ Frowns. ]

I liked that purse.

70th [Accidental Video] Shut up. Put your money where your mouth is

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