dudeimbatman | 78th Hunt [Action

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78th Hunt [Action | Voice]

Alright, listen up. Creepy ass statue things, don't look them in the eye and don't look away from them. Pair up or stay in groups whatever makes you happy. Don't fall asleep. Get some friggin' coffee. Don't worry about shooting them because you're just gonna waste ammo. Give me or the Police station a call. We'll come baby sit you or take you back to the police station so you can wait with everyone else.

[Dean will be prowling around the City, checking on people, knocking on doors and making sure everyone is safe. Feel free to stop him or run into him anywhere you want, just put the setting in the subject line.]

[Winchester Clan--includes Jess]

Mom, Sammy, Jess, you guys okay?

Cas, I'm figuring you don't have to blink so wanna head over to Mom's house and stare at things?

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[Hey, Dean. There's a short redhead who is staring up at a gargoyle statue. He has a giant sword on his back and appears to be wearing thigh high boots, a fishnet shirt, and hot pants. Someone isn't bothered by the cold.

Then he kicks the statue.]

Oi. I know I saw ya move.

[Great. Fantastic even. Dean approaches the statue and the kid from the side, careful not to look at the statue in the eye but not taking his eyes off it entirely either.]

Yeah, it moved. You probably blinked. Now we need to get you out of here and somewhere safe.

[Michael looks over and scratches at the dragon on his cheek.]

Somewhere safe? A stupid statue can't kill me.

Yeah but evidence points to the contrary. They can do something to you.

So I'll blow 'em up and then no more stupid statue.

[Looking at this guy. Not cool. He's all really tall and stuff.]

Yeah. It doesn't work that way but knock yourself out, Kid.

I'm not a kid, human! I am the great Archangel Michael!

[Did the temperature rise a bit? Quite possibly.]

[Dean rubs his forehead and sighs.] Great. So every version of you is a dick. Good to know.

[Anyone still watching the statues at this point? And since when did it become statues...plural.]

There's only one Angel of Fire, moron.

[Tilting to the side to look behind Oh Giant One.]

Hey, there's a statue behind you.

Whatever, Dude. I've met 'Michael' a couple of times.

[And then Dean whirls around to face the angel.] Shit. Great. This is awesome.

Yeah well, I haven't met ya before.

[So there's lots of stupid statues. Great. This stupid human is going to get in his way of having some fun. So he lets his wings out and grabs the back of the guy's shirt to drag him up into the sky.]

You damn humans get in the way of all the good stuff! Right when I wanted to explode their asses too!

[There's going to be some bitching in surprise.]

Jesus Christ on a Stick! What the hell!

[Dean has issues being manhandled but he's smart enough to realize that Michael is getting him out of the statues so he's not going to bitch too much.]

Some warning would have been nice.

Ah quit yer whining! Ya said the statues move when we aren't lookin'. So that means moving where we can see 'em all.

[Apparently he's more than just a hot head. He has a brain too.]

Not arguing with that. Still want some warning, Jackass.

[He's liberal with the insults.]

Fine. I'm saving you, Dumbass.

[It's insult mania here.]

Thanks a whole friggin' lot, Featherass.

[Funny how he doesn't sound grateful, even though he is.]

Next time ya wanna die, just say so, Lardass.

[And he sets him down on the top of a building where there are no statues.]

No thanks. I like my ass pretty and alive.

[Staring.]

[More staring.]

Did ya seriously just say your ass is pretty?

Dude, my ass is so pretty.

...If you want me to look at it to find out, I'll kick you.

Hell no. No way I want you looking at my ass.

[Looking over the edge of the building and sure enough the many statues below are frozen. Easier to freeze a bunch if you have a vantage point like this.]

So, tell me how ta kill 'em.

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