Taken from Hot Ass 2 The Sequel

[dudeimbatman]

If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
James Bond

What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
Twizzlers

Which is worse: Being in a place that is too loud or too quiet?
Too quiet

If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
Apple

Have you ever felt a dick that was over eight inches?
Does mine count?

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator or stuck in traffic?
Stuck in traffic. At least I'm in my baby then.

If you were a car, would someone buy you?
Oh hell yes.

When was the last time you had Mom's home cooking?
I was four.

What do people label you as?
Asshole. Funny, they're right.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yup.

Is the last person you kissed more than a year older than you?
Whitney in Ohio. Read this wrong, too much damn morphine. No the last person I kissed is six years younger than me. Yeah I'm robbing the frickin' cradle.

Would you ever enhance or get any plastic surgery?
Why screw with perfection?

Comments

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, too much morphine. I read it who was the last person you kissed who was a year older than you. Whitney was pre Hell. I changed it.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Better.

Apple on your ice cream?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Like that cinnamon apple shit that taste like apple pie filling.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

All you're saying is you want your ice cream under your pie.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Basically. Think I can talk Claire into making apple pie tonight?

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

I think you should say please and be your adorable self.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

That does usually work.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

You'd have to give me a piece.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I think I can do that. Think you could manage to eat it in that nurse costume?

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

You'd have to promise to get me out of that nurse costume after a little while.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's a promise I can keep.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Just 'pretty sure'?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'd like to change that to a definitely

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

I have a weakness for confident men.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

And here I thought your weakness was me.

[giveandforgive.livejournal.com]

Well that was just one of my weaknesses.