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13th Hunt [Accidental Video] The D'vinyls knew me personally

[The device is abruptly turned on by a slim, feminine hand hitting it. The hand grabs it up and get out of bed. Clearly the person carrying the device is wearing a worn Metallica tee shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. The person walks into the bathroom, sets the device on the sink and the sound of rustling clothes can be heard a moment before]

Holy Baby Jesus on a stick

[The device pans out and the mirror shows a very surprised blonde chick]

Mother of--Damn I'm smoking.

[There is some NC-17 information here as the blonde lifts up the Metallica shirt in order to check herself out.]

Okay so they could have been bigger but they couldn't have been more friggin' perfect.

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You couldn't even manage to get big tits, Dean.

[Jo really just needs to use the bathroom, so when she walks up to the door and sees a ~~taller, hotter~~ blond chick standing in her way, she's a little more than peeved. She's just going to stand in the doorway and call over her shoulder;]

De~an, I think one of your ..friends is havin' another special moment in the bathroom! [Rude? Oh, yeah. Jo's just not in the mood to deal with Barbie at the moment.]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.]

Not bad. Thanks for sharing.

They're friggin' perfect though and I am smokin'. Whole package smokin'.

[Dean arches an eyebrow at Jo, looking down at her and really perfecting that bitch stare. It comes naturally]

God Dammit, Jo. Seriously?

Welcome. Now I gotta figure out why the hell exactly I would want to leave the house today.

[FWAH, what how does the bedbuddy know her name. Jo's giving her own bitchy stare for a second, but then it's turning into wide-eyed realization.

Oh, wait.

OH, WAIT.]

... HAH! Why aren't I shocked? At all?

[Have one girlie Ken peeeeering at you]

You're not too bad. Maybe a little hot.

Eyes'll get stuck that way, Chris.

Nah can't blame you. I'm considering doing it again so I can stare some more at me.

I'd do me.

I see you're stuck being a hot chick again.

Oh, come on, why wouldn't you?

At what? Me being hot or the fact that I just gave the whole city a free show?

I'd do you too. Like that.

Yeaaaah. I kinda noticed this morning when I rolled over and felt the boobs.

Because today I have tits and I'm usually a guy

What?! Oh. [He's a bit awkward about it being an accident but it doesn't stop him from going a bit leer-y.] S'a nice pair, though.

[Waaaaait, what?! His name! The bird knows his name!] 'old on, love, do I know you?

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He wants to stay in and play with himself all day.

Fair enough.

Two words. Lesbian bar.

Which is completely understandable in that case.

We're waiting for what again?

[Now Dean is just cracking the hell up. He can't miss out on this opportunity to fuck with Chris]

Sweetheart, you know how to ruin an ego. I thought I was un-friggin'-forgettable.

Can't blame me.

Uh... let's see. We're both usually guys and now, for one day, we're girls. Don't you think it'd be a little awkward?

Oooh. Yeah. good plan.

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