13th Hunt [Accidental Video] The D'vinyls knew me personally

[dudeimbatman]

[The device is abruptly turned on by a slim, feminine hand hitting it. The hand grabs it up and get out of bed. Clearly the person carrying the device is wearing a worn Metallica tee shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. The person walks into the bathroom, sets the device on the sink and the sound of rustling clothes can be heard a moment before]

Holy Baby Jesus on a stick

[The device pans out and the mirror shows a very surprised blonde chick]

Mother of--Damn I'm smoking.

[There is some NC-17 information here as the blonde lifts up the Metallica shirt in order to check herself out.]

Okay so they could have been bigger but they couldn't have been more friggin' perfect.

Comments

[Video, equally accidental]

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.]

Re: [Video, equally accidental]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Eyes'll get stuck that way, Chris.

Nah can't blame you. I'm considering doing it again so I can stare some more at me.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

What?! Oh. [He's a bit awkward about it being an accident but it doesn't stop him from going a bit leer-y.] S'a nice pair, though.

[Waaaaait, what?! His name! The bird knows his name!] 'old on, love, do I know you?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Now Dean is just cracking the hell up. He can't miss out on this opportunity to fuck with Chris]

Sweetheart, you know how to ruin an ego. I thought I was un-friggin'-forgettable.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

D'you mean we... Blimey, I must've been pissed outta me mind! I don't remember you at all! What's your name, love?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[There's some slight stumbling here]

Uhm...Dean...Deanna. And yeah. Figured you woulda remembered. I know I did. Best friggin' night of my life.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[Okay, loooong pause, cos Chris isn't THAT stupid. He's trying to put things together. Also, he has never been called someone's best ever before so that has him thrown off as well.

Therefore...]

...Dean, please tell me that you're havin' me on an' I didn't actually get drunk an'...an' sleep with you.

[He will freak out over other things shortly. This is most important.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Fuuuuck I knew I should have said my name was Bambi. Oh hell no. I'm a lesbian whether I'm a dude or a chick.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Alright. [This is a relieved!Chris face. oh, but wait!] Um...y'do know the entire Network saw your tits, yeah?

[Including Chris. Who was ogling them. ...It can't be gay, right? Because his friend looks like a bird right now?? He's going to not think about that.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup! I'm considering checking them out again. I got rated an 8. I'm at least a friggin' 9. I'm thinking maybe he didn't see my tits.

[Duh tits are there to be ogled! Good on you, Chris!]

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[There are no applicable responses in the Chris library of replies. His mind is going something like this:

"Yeah, you'd best show them off again--no. It's Dean.

"'ow about I test them out meself with me 'ands, love? I'm a real co-nesser--NO. DEAN.

"Think you're right, that's two tens right th--DEEEAAAAAN."

Eventually, he says, rather weakly] Um...maybe?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Oh Dean is so pleased to have conflicted him so. He shrugs a moment, purses her lips in an expression that is very Dean then just takes the damn shirt off. Modesty has never been one of Dean's hang ups]

At least a 9

[Besides Chris will feel that much more awkward in the morning having ogled girl!Dean repeatedly]

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[Nooot even a pretence of looking at Dean's face. Should be. Probably. But he isn't.]

Sounds about right.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[She laughs again]

Alright. Show's over. Beckett's bustin' my balls about gettin' into work. See you there.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Right. Yeah. Sorry, Dean.

[The feed is switched off like a shot.]