dudeimbatman | 13th Hunt [Accidental Video] The D'vinyls knew me personally

Current Mood: horny

Entry tags:

13th Hunt [Accidental Video] The D'vinyls knew me personally

[The device is abruptly turned on by a slim, feminine hand hitting it. The hand grabs it up and get out of bed. Clearly the person carrying the device is wearing a worn Metallica tee shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. The person walks into the bathroom, sets the device on the sink and the sound of rustling clothes can be heard a moment before]

Holy Baby Jesus on a stick

[The device pans out and the mirror shows a very surprised blonde chick]

Mother of--Damn I'm smoking.

[There is some NC-17 information here as the blonde lifts up the Metallica shirt in order to check herself out.]

Okay so they could have been bigger but they couldn't have been more friggin' perfect.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You couldn't even manage to get big tits, Dean.

They're friggin' perfect though and I am smokin'. Whole package smokin'.

[Have one girlie Ken peeeeering at you]

You're not too bad. Maybe a little hot.

[Jo really just needs to use the bathroom, so when she walks up to the door and sees a ~~taller, hotter~~ blond chick standing in her way, she's a little more than peeved. She's just going to stand in the doorway and call over her shoulder;]

De~an, I think one of your ..friends is havin' another special moment in the bathroom! [Rude? Oh, yeah. Jo's just not in the mood to deal with Barbie at the moment.]

[Dean arches an eyebrow at Jo, looking down at her and really perfecting that bitch stare. It comes naturally]

God Dammit, Jo. Seriously?

[FWAH, what how does the bedbuddy know her name. Jo's giving her own bitchy stare for a second, but then it's turning into wide-eyed realization.

Oh, wait.

OH, WAIT.]

... HAH! Why aren't I shocked? At all?