13th Hunt [Accidental Video] The D'vinyls knew me personally

[dudeimbatman]

[The device is abruptly turned on by a slim, feminine hand hitting it. The hand grabs it up and get out of bed. Clearly the person carrying the device is wearing a worn Metallica tee shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. The person walks into the bathroom, sets the device on the sink and the sound of rustling clothes can be heard a moment before]

Holy Baby Jesus on a stick

[The device pans out and the mirror shows a very surprised blonde chick]

Mother of--Damn I'm smoking.

[There is some NC-17 information here as the blonde lifts up the Metallica shirt in order to check herself out.]

Okay so they could have been bigger but they couldn't have been more friggin' perfect.

Comments

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm not a bitch. I'm a friggin' hot awesome chick.

Want to go to a lesbian bar with me?

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

....No. No, you are not allowed to leave the apartment, Dean.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Lesbian. Bar. Sammy.

Besides you're the one who told me to go buy clothes.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

I changed my mind. You aren't going anywhere. Ever again.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Mom. That's gonna work.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Dude. You're still the chick here. I'll go shopping with you but we are not going to any bars, lesbian or otherwise.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sammy, you're a party pooper but okay.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

I don't want you tricking some innocent girl into doing things with you just because you can't keep your libido in check.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sammy, if she's willing to do things with me I promise you she's not innocent.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean anything, Dean. You're taking advantage of the fact that you're cursed - she wouldn't even know you're actually a guy..technically.