15th Hunt [Video] under wandering stars I've grown

[dudeimbatman]

[Unsurprisingly Dean is in the Impala. It's parked right now and he's playing Metallica on the cassette player. He's got the device kind of pointed up from the seat but he's not looking at it. He's staring somewhere near the floorboard and absently drumming on the steering wheel with both fingers. Clearly he meant to turn the device on, he's just sort of lost for what he wants to say right now. After a little while he clears his throat, turns the music down and sort of looks at the device]

So yesterday I went out for pie. Sunnyside Bakery has awesome apple pie and as far as I know they've never sacrificed anyone for it. That's not the point. Anyway there was this chick in there buying Key Lime pie. Don't get me wrong, Key Lime pie is okay. It's one of those cold pies though and in my opinion pie ought to be warm with ice cream. Anyway, I tried to stop her. You know good deed and all that because the Key Lime just doesn't measure up to the apple. I was too late. She bought the Key Lime pie and I can't help thinking I failed in my pie duties.

So if you've seen a hot blonde with some sort of weird long dress thing on--swear on pie, she looked like...I don't know one of those medieval porns before anyone takes their clothes off. Okay so she had on more clothes. Not busting out of her corset and all that. What the hell is a corset even? If you've seen her, let me know. I'd like to correct the whole pie mistake.

[ooc: Missed connections for Rosella but anyone is more than welcome to chime in]

Comments

voice

[a-silent-due.livejournal.com]

...pie duties.

Re: voice

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Okay maybe duties is a little strong. I just want--

Dammit. Apple pie is friggin' awesome.

voice

[a-silent-due.livejournal.com]

So's poison. Freak.

Re: voice

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

...DUDE

Did you really just compare apple pie to poison? Not cool. At all. Dickwad

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

You tried checkin' the streets? Sounds like an 'ooker.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Oh hell no. I've seen plenty of hookers. She was sort of high class. Probably bitchy but sometimes there's nothing wrong with that.

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

Oh, aye. Sounds like she were dead classy, if she looked like sommat out of a porno.

Can't say I fault you if she were good lookin', mind. Good luck with findin' 'er again, mate. Although next time you might find it easier, jus' t'ask for 'er number straight off.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

No she didn't look like something out of a porno. She was just dressed--augh. She had on lots of clothes but they were not clothes like normal clothes. It all something from like a disney movie or a themed porn.

Yeah, I would have except she was out of there too quick for me to say anything. M'not really the shy sort of guy.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I certainly know what a corset is--

I may know the young lady in question. I certainly know of a few young ladies who wear longer dresses than what seems to be fashionable here in the City.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. Though I wonder if I should tell you their names.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

A "hot blonde" in a long dress and corset buying Key Lime pie yester--oh, drat.

Er. That's very...noble of you, to be so concerned for the pie choices of a passerby.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

It's apple pie. There's a lot to be concerned about.

We haven't met. I'm Dean Winchester.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, apple pie is indeed a very delicious kind of pie. But suppose the, er, lady in question could make apple pie herself whenever she wanted, and so she was buying the other variety simply because it wasn't one she could make herself?

It's very nice to meet you. My name is Rosella.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You make apple pie. [He could be in love]

So you're a pie girl?

[rehymenator]

A corset is a garment meant to slim the waists of chicks. [JSYK, Dean.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

...thanks. [WTF, Cas]

Are you drunk?

[rehymenator]

[He is insult.] No. Why does everyone always think that?

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

... pie duty?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude it's...she picked key lime over apple. Everyone knows apple rules.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I happen to disagree. Chocolate creme is clearly superior.

voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Pie is for pussies.

Re: voice I don't even...

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I bet you like cake don't you? Cake's for asseaters.

voice/You know you love it.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Actually, no. Cake's alright, but they're both too sweet.