15th Hunt [Video] under wandering stars I've grown

[dudeimbatman]

[Unsurprisingly Dean is in the Impala. It's parked right now and he's playing Metallica on the cassette player. He's got the device kind of pointed up from the seat but he's not looking at it. He's staring somewhere near the floorboard and absently drumming on the steering wheel with both fingers. Clearly he meant to turn the device on, he's just sort of lost for what he wants to say right now. After a little while he clears his throat, turns the music down and sort of looks at the device]

So yesterday I went out for pie. Sunnyside Bakery has awesome apple pie and as far as I know they've never sacrificed anyone for it. That's not the point. Anyway there was this chick in there buying Key Lime pie. Don't get me wrong, Key Lime pie is okay. It's one of those cold pies though and in my opinion pie ought to be warm with ice cream. Anyway, I tried to stop her. You know good deed and all that because the Key Lime just doesn't measure up to the apple. I was too late. She bought the Key Lime pie and I can't help thinking I failed in my pie duties.

So if you've seen a hot blonde with some sort of weird long dress thing on--swear on pie, she looked like...I don't know one of those medieval porns before anyone takes their clothes off. Okay so she had on more clothes. Not busting out of her corset and all that. What the hell is a corset even? If you've seen her, let me know. I'd like to correct the whole pie mistake.

[ooc: Missed connections for Rosella but anyone is more than welcome to chime in]

Comments

[rehymenator]

A corset is a garment meant to slim the waists of chicks. [JSYK, Dean.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

...thanks. [WTF, Cas]

Are you drunk?

[rehymenator]

[He is insult.] No. Why does everyone always think that?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Default mode now, Dude. That's what happens when you start drinking a shit ton.

[rehymenator]

I drank for like two weeks. I haven't even had a drink in a few days. At least you're still a dick when I'm not inebriated.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dude I'm always a dick. It's constant of the universe. Sun will rise, sun will set and Dean will be a dick. [He's proud of this btw]

[rehymenator]

[Shut up he is not smiling.] I suppose it's something to count on.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah it is.

[rehymenator]

[No, Dean always being a dick cannot be Castiel's new faith, okay. So many wrong things.]

Yet when it's angels, it's a bad thing.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

So we're not counting on angels anymore. We're counting on Team Free Will.

[rehymenator]

[He's not emo about that. He wants to count on Anna, still. Cannot help it.] Right.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

It'll be okay, Cas. We will fix it. [Because Dean won't stop until he does]