27th hunt [Accidental Video] Forget the hearse 'cause I never die

[dudeimbatman]

[There's a thump and the video turns on. It shows a good amount of naked torso, ribs and a shoulder that has a scar in the shape of a handprint on it. The person in the video groans, rolls and shifts a bit and the lower half of his face comes into view. The man runs his hands over his face and then realizes oh...]

Oh thank fuck

[The video zooms out a bit and shows Dean Winchester completely naked in front of the fountain. He's sitting up, legs bent just a bit to strategically hide any dangley parts but the City does get an eyeful of him.]

Really City? Cas managed to bring me back with clothes. Ever-friggin-body wants to see me nekkid. Includin' the deities.

[That's when he notices the camera is on. He snatches it and turns the video function off. If anyone is about they will see a naked man strolling very casually through the square toward his apartment. Modest? Hello? Have you met Dean Winchester?]

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Uh, right. I assumed - I mean, I'm not stupid. I know.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean is just chuckling at you] Right. No short bus here.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Nope, it's -- long.

[Take that how you will, Dean.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean smirks and waggles his eyebrows a second.] Hey keep your dirty thoughts to yourself. My dangley parts are a chick only zone.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

What? [Freudian slipper slow here, Dean.] No, the -- bus. Is long. I'm not on a special bus and have naked fun with your chicks. Or, fun. It doesn't have to be naked. But it can be!

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I haven't had sex for a month. Hell yeah it has to be.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

No dinner, drinks and just good conversation before the beast with two backs?

A month? [Not mentioning his much longer than that dry spell]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean is just giving him his 'what the hell are you smoking' look]

There'll probably be beer.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Not really a guy who romances a gal, are ya'?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What the hell? I'm not trying to get a girlfriend. Just get laid.

[Yeah...that's basically his thought process]