49th Hunt [Video || Action] It's a total disgrace, they set the pace, it must be a race

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is sitting at the bar with an empty glass and a half a bottle of whiskey. He's watching the network instead of paying attention to anything else. He remembers this day and he dreads it and he looks forward to it. There's never any telling who will show up. Finally after a great deal of contemplation he picks the device up]

No. I don't do full frontal. No matter what the Asswipe who writes the books say.

[He considers a moment then amends]

Okay sometimes I do full frontal but not by request.

Comments

[rehymenator]

[Okay, time to step in-- kind of?]

Any retribution taken here won't stick. This dimension exists in and of itself. Everything is forgotten when you return home.

[Hrm, that was a lot of words. Maybe he should scowl a little more. Also try not to make a huge deal out of noticing Anna's presence. Definitely wishing she'd wise up and buzz out.]

[rapacious.livejournal.com]

[ Ohh, tsk tsk tsk, what's that attitude about? ]

I've told you before, Dean. We really should just tear off our clothing and have angry sex sometime. [ Little flashy grin. ]

It'd really be a lovely time. And you know it.

[notgoodthings.livejournal.com]

Little to the left lately, Dean. Thing is, I'm kinda bored.

What's this place all about? You could show a girl a good time.

[suckmyovaltine.livejournal.com]

Well, well, look at you. Getting started a little early there are we, kiddo?

[theredreaper.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want a full frontal anyways?

[ifionlyhadasoul.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dean.

Action?

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

[glances over at the sudden outburst and raises a brow at the half empty bottle.]

What happens if we get the rest of the bottle in you?

[amused grin]

[no-obeisances.livejournal.com]

[The human slang is lost to her, even after she lived years as bartender in Lost Angeles.]

Frontal? Speak plainly.

/RUINS EVERYTHING

[wewantparadise.livejournal.com]

[ So, here comes Raphael, like a boss. And by "like a boss" I clearly mean stone-faced, like usual, and looking like he's had something much larger than a stick lodged up his ass for a few millennia. ... At least. ]

A family reunion. [ Monotone is the best kind of tone. ] How quaint.

video ][

[thatdemonbitch.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt anyone's interested, or that they'd even have to ask if they were.

video ][ locked ][ /stalks you everywhere.

[thatdemonbitch.livejournal.com]

You really wanna antagonize the guy? He already did you in once and I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be so damn eager to stare down that barrel again.

Re: /RUINS EVERYTHING

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean glances over at Michael. At least he thinks it's Michael. He can't ever be sure with everyone calling each other brother.]

Michael, nice condom. Hope you get real comfortable in that one.

[And now there are more angels. This is looking like the best day ever. He takes another swig of whiskey and keeps his seat] Just want to make it clear, the only ones of you dicks I wanna claim as family is Cas and Anna.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorry Lilith you don't have anything I want here. No way I'm stepping outside that door with your creepy little girl ass.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Two months ago, I woulda raced you to the bed. Trust me you'd regret it more than I would.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorry Bela, I don't usually get naked with people who shot my brother.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorry Meg. Demon isn't really my style.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Don't worry Azazel, I can still see to shoot straight and I can still draw a damn good devil's trap.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

'Cause I'm just that pretty?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sammy. Want a drink? [Not realizing this isn't his Sam. Not just yet] Crazy out there isn't it? Everybody wants me naked today.

Re: Action!

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[He gives her a slow grin and a shrug] Either way, I'm probably getting naked.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants to see me naked. From the front.

[He's sort of used to it with the angels]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah. You want me naked too. Just like everyone else. Don't even deny it.

Demon skank's not my style. Even just for the show.

video ][ locked ][ /enjoys every second of it

[suckmyovaltine.livejournal.com]

That just means we've got a score to settle. Thanks for the concern though, Ruby. Really just warms my heart.

[suckmyovaltine.livejournal.com]

And he's even all heated up and ready to go. Today must be a bad day for you, Deano. Why don't you tell me all about it?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

See you in a little while then.

Hey... thanks