50th Hunt [Text] Then it grows like thunder

[dudeimbatman]

Called God a dick
Called God an asshole
Called God an asswipe
Killed Santa

Know what? This is bullshit.

Dear Cas:

Bring me a bottle of whiskey for Christmas.

Love Dean.

Comments

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[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Pagan god dressing up as Santa, going down people's chimney, killing them and then dragging them back up the chimney in his bag.

Yup! Killed Santa.

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[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[ditchabledate.livejournal.com]

Tell Cas to bring two bottles of whiskey, one for me too.

Re: [Voice]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Got it. Think we can convince him to dress up in a red suit?

[Voice]

[ditchabledate.livejournal.com]

Doubt it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...wait. You killed Santa?

...uh...

Yeah, that's an automatic 'naughty list' spot right there.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Pagan God dressing as Santa, going down people's chimneys, killing them then dragging them back up the chimney in Santa's bag.

Yeah sorta figured. I stopped early on this list.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oh....wait, that doesn't count. That't not Santa. That's some guy acting like Santa to kill!!

Ah well. The list is just a list. At least now I know what to get you!!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

... well, now I know what to get you for Christmas.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm easy and you don't gotta worry about getting me anything.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Yes, we know you're easy. I seem to recall an entry talking about full frontal.

I already planned on getting a few people gifts for the season.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...I reckon we can write up Santa for breakin' and enterin' anyway. Or fla-- um. Disregardin' privacy an' all.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Also he was killing people so y'know.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

For shame.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I was doing something good.

[spiritofsorrow.livejournal.com]

...Killed Santa? How does that work?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Santa=pagan god. The pagan god was killing people dressed in the suit. We offed him. We killed Santa

1/2

[rehymenator]

[...what.]

2/3 hurrrr

[rehymenator]

Why does Bobby want me to dress in a red suit?

can you tell i'm going crazy today? can you?

[rehymenator]

...I don't think I have the facial hair requisite to impersonate Santa Claus.

[ Voice ]

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Dude. Even if you hadn't killed Santa, you'd still be getting coal for Christmas.

Re: [ Voice ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Damn I was hopin' for more oil and snickers bars.

audio ][ you'll take my super late tag and you'll LIKE IT. :( right?

[causeblackouts.livejournal.com]

He's just supposed to be some old fat guy, right? How hard could it be?

Re: audio ][Oh Baby I love it when you're late

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Old fat god who can't be killed except by shoving a pine stake through his heart.