dudeimbatman: (I'm thinkin bullshit)
Dean Winchester ([personal profile] dudeimbatman) wrote2010-12-05 06:49 pm
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50th Hunt [Text] Then it grows like thunder

Called God a dick
Called God an asshole
Called God an asswipe
Killed Santa

Know what? This is bullshit.

Dear Cas:

Bring me a bottle of whiskey for Christmas.

Love Dean.
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[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
...I reckon we can write up Santa for breakin' and enterin' anyway. Or fla-- um. Disregardin' privacy an' all.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Also he was killing people so y'know.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Think I met that Santa last year...

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...there was a shoot-off or sommat...

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Think I finally found something the City screws up more than my world. Or at least as equally.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Might've 'ad a chainsaw too.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. Chainsaw wielding Santa. I'm goin' to carve up pine branches now.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what you kill Pagan Christmas gods with. Pine stake through the heart.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
S'there more'n one Pagan Christmas god?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
There were two. Think that's it.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Evil Father Christmas an' who else?

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right, yeah, that makes sense.

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
She was a bitch. Wanted to charge me a nickel for cussing while she was pulling my teeth out with pliers.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
...sure she weren't an evil Pagan Tooth Fairy?

[identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure you kill them differently.

[identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right.
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