73rd Hunt [Video]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a boat. No it's not the start to a joke. Dean is on a boat. He signed up for the expedition to check out the barrier and what's beyond it. He's on the top deck, sitting off away from the others.]

So far, being on a friggin' boat is boring. I shot some kind of fish in the water. Pretty sure it was some kind of giant trout. Hauled it in and thinking about having it for supper. If they can get all the buckshot out of it.

[Note that along with his video there are several viral 'videos' of porn attached. He is unaware of this but the network is getting treated to Busty Asian Beauties.]

[Private to Mary]

You doing alright, Mom? How's my baby?

[And no, Mary isn't spared a bunch of porn either. Sorry Mom!]

[ooc: Dean is cursed. You all get porn.]

Comments

[signatures]

Have you a thing for asians?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[This seems like a weird question to him.] Eh. Depends on the Asian.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to share something with the class, Dean?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Huh? [Yes he's very articulate.]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

As far as show and tell goes, this one's actually pretty exciting.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah. Soak it up. If you need me to find porn for you in the future, let me know.

[Yeah by this time he's figured out what's going on.]

[knifecushion.livejournal.com]

Pervert.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What?

[knifecushion.livejournal.com]

Hentaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, still not making sense , Dude.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

Ew.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Okay. What the hell is going on, Squirt? You're like the third one to say something like that to me.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

Spamming the network with porn is just gross. I think your device totally got hacked or something.

[designedtoparty]

Nice.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've got damn good taste.

[designedtoparty]

I didn't even think you could get busty Asians. Did they get boob jobs, or are they just half Asians?

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[Oh good lord, there is porn on her thing and she doesn't know how to get it off. Mary is just going to try her best to ignore it because as much as she loves her son (and maybe expected to find dirty magazines stuffed under his mattress when he got older) she doesn't need to know his preference.]

Are you sure it's even safe to eat if you can't even figure out what species it is? [Come on, son. It's a weird looking fish that you know nothing about, don't put it in your mother.]

Private

She's fine. I'm taking care of her. [And that means she's staying away from it with any sort of tools and just driving her.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he's been mashing buttons trying to at least filter some of this stuff.]

Hadn't thought about that. [And there is thinking and lots of thinking here] Pretty sure my stomach's made of iron though.

Private

Alright, let me know if you have any problems with her. You shouldn't though.

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[Thankfully Mary is pretty good at ignoring it.]

Your stomach might be iron but it could also be poisonous. [Mary does not approve.]

Private

You take such good care of her I doubt there will be any problems. [It's not like she'd take it to a mechanic if there was. She'd just wait for him to come home.]

[deadly_legacy]

Dean? Why are you on a boat? [The loop, she is so out of it. And she is just going to not ask about the...OTHER things he sent. Curse. It must be. Even if he did try to take her to a strip club once.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm helping out with this barrier thing.

[deadly_legacy]

...Barrier thing? What happened?

action; BOAT BUDS?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

[Yuri wanders over- he's social! Come be social, too, antisocial boat fisher!]

Don't jinx us, now.

Re: action; Totally boat buds

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean would snarl at the idea that he's anti social. In any case he shrugs and grins a bit.]

At least we wouldn't be bored out of our friggin' minds.

action

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

True. Not that I can complain with a little action.

[Sits uninvited right next to him!]

Not an enjoy the scenery kind of guy?