73rd Hunt [Video]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a boat. No it's not the start to a joke. Dean is on a boat. He signed up for the expedition to check out the barrier and what's beyond it. He's on the top deck, sitting off away from the others.]

So far, being on a friggin' boat is boring. I shot some kind of fish in the water. Pretty sure it was some kind of giant trout. Hauled it in and thinking about having it for supper. If they can get all the buckshot out of it.

[Note that along with his video there are several viral 'videos' of porn attached. He is unaware of this but the network is getting treated to Busty Asian Beauties.]

[Private to Mary]

You doing alright, Mom? How's my baby?

[And no, Mary isn't spared a bunch of porn either. Sorry Mom!]

[ooc: Dean is cursed. You all get porn.]

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[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[Oh good lord, there is porn on her thing and she doesn't know how to get it off. Mary is just going to try her best to ignore it because as much as she loves her son (and maybe expected to find dirty magazines stuffed under his mattress when he got older) she doesn't need to know his preference.]

Are you sure it's even safe to eat if you can't even figure out what species it is? [Come on, son. It's a weird looking fish that you know nothing about, don't put it in your mother.]

Private

She's fine. I'm taking care of her. [And that means she's staying away from it with any sort of tools and just driving her.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he's been mashing buttons trying to at least filter some of this stuff.]

Hadn't thought about that. [And there is thinking and lots of thinking here] Pretty sure my stomach's made of iron though.

Private

Alright, let me know if you have any problems with her. You shouldn't though.

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[Thankfully Mary is pretty good at ignoring it.]

Your stomach might be iron but it could also be poisonous. [Mary does not approve.]

Private

You take such good care of her I doubt there will be any problems. [It's not like she'd take it to a mechanic if there was. She'd just wait for him to come home.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[He thinks about this a second.] alright. Alright, I'll tell them not to worry digging the buckshot out.

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[Good boy.] Good. So is the trip really that boring?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Have a sulking boy man.] Yeah. So far. Haven't shot anything except the fish who wasn't doing much.

If I'm missing pie day and beer to sit around the boat and twiddle my thumbs, I'm gonna be pissed.

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

[He'll always be her boy.] There's nothing else you can see in the water? [Because not everything in the water could be friendly.

She smiles warmly.] No new pie days until you come back. That way you have to come back for the freshly baked pie.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Nothing I can see yet. It's not coming up to the surface if there is.

[He grins at that.] Thanks, Mom.

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

If you find yourself up against something weird - weirder than usual - let me know. [It might have been ten years since she went hunting, but Mary does know a few things and the things she doesn't, she can always look up being on land and closer to a library.]

Try not to get too bored.

There will so be a post later of him asking Mary for research help

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I will. Promise. Take care of yourself though.

I'm gonna go annoy someone.

She will love it!

[angelsrwatchng.livejournal.com]

I will. Be safe.

[She laughs at that.] Still my troublemaker.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Keeps everything from being boring. [He waggles his eyebrows at her before turning the device off.]