78th Hunt [Voice]

[dudeimbatman]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

Comments

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Should I be expecting the female police officer uniform to shift to something normally reserved for Halloween?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Who says that's not what I'm doing when I'm driving around in the Impala. [He winks at her when he says this because yeah that's exactly what he's doing.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

There's a bar just down from the police station. There about eight o'clock?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Alright. Sounds good. I'm hoping we'll get some new recruits out of this.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Primary weapon?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I don't have much to do with the cops in my world unless it's running from them. They don't have a damn clue what's really going on and they get in my way. I'm trying to avoid being that kind of asshole here.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

At least tell me you've got a fancy badge now.

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

We could use all the help we can get.

[theshinjukucroc.livejournal.com]

Gun and whip. Usually use rubber bullets in the gun but it's whatever works for the dumbasses.

Otherwise I use whatever shit is available.

video:

[charring]

See you there. And this time, I'll actually get myself something to drink.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

The cops are stupid in Heaven too.

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[freewolfmoon.livejournal.com]

[So, you hear some strange things when you actually bother to pay attention to the network! Like some guy clearly being a miserable excuse for a guardsman.]

Do you truly think that will work?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You kidding? Cam would string me up. She's got sharp elbows. That's strictly after hours attire.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. Fancy handcuffs too.

[He had both before but they're official now.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Say it'll boost morale.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah we could. I'll see what I drum up.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a damn good way to handle things to me. Take a look at some of the information here (http://poly-police.livejournal.com/2256.html) and here (http://poly-police.livejournal.com/4694.html). We'll get you placed.

What's your name?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a celebration already.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

What makes the handcuffs fancy?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Possibly more so. [He got a sample of that with Cas around.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. Figure I've got to give it a shot though.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Got a damn good point there.

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you need any help.

[theshinjukucroc.livejournal.com]

It's been working for me.

I'm Kaito Wanijima.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Just be sure not to sound too desperate if you pass the idea past her.