78th Hunt [Voice]

[dudeimbatman]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

Comments

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you have a system ready to put in place.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'd call it a system. Organization wise, just gonna stick with what's there. SWAT, technology, Detectives...that sort of thing.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I was expecting many things this month. This right here? Totally caught me off guard.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Glad I could surprise you.

[theshinjukucroc.livejournal.com]

So you're the police here?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm part of it...yeah.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

You're a cop?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Here, yeah. I'm a cop.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I like it! Badass and to the point.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dulcs.

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[charring]

So do I congratulate you and wish you the best? Or do I get you a beer and reassure you that things will be okay?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

How about get me a beer and congratulate me?

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

... I'll stay on. For now.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Ken. I appreciate it.

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[freewolfmoon.livejournal.com]

[So, you hear some strange things when you actually bother to pay attention to the network! Like some guy clearly being a miserable excuse for a guardsman.]

Do you truly think that will work?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. Figure I've got to give it a shot though.

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[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

*taking note*

[iwatchtjhooker]

How are you not president yet?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. They oughta vote for me to take this place over. [The grin on Dean's face is his thanks. Sam manages to make this all normal.]

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[fortunes-arc.livejournal.com]

[Have a thin-lipped look of disapproval..that you can't see.]

That's a very casual attitude for a chief guardsman to have.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah well being a tight ass doesn't help much either.

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[ironiking.livejournal.com]

That looks like a sound system to me. It's essentially what policing boils down to in the end, no?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sorta my way of thinking. We'll see how well it works in practice. You interested in joining?

[triessence.livejournal.com]

There's a police force here?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup. There's a police force and a station and a jail.

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[ Cam is not entirely sure yet how she feels about this. It's a big step, and she wanted it, but it's still strange. And he's right to say that enforcing laws here is hyprocritical, she knows that, and yet-- isn't that exactly what she has done? ]

Neither Beckett nor I are Chief anymore. [ Striving for a light tone and only partly succeeding. ]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Always will be 'far as I'm concerned.

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[duplicities]

Eloquent.

[ so, so deadpan... ]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm a genius when it comes to public speaking.

[ v o i c e ]

[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Dude. Fucking awesome.

Congrats. Let's be celebrating.

[ v o i c e ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. There's a bar down the street from the station. Meet you there when I finish this crap up.

[He assumes that means Pyro is staying.]

[commarogue]

[ Laughter. ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Kiss my ass. You could come help, you know.

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[stopbleepingme.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. No. Absolutely-- are you bloody serious?! You're barely fit to walk the streets!

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Oh he recognizes that voice.]

Don't get so hot and bothered, You can still get a kiss out of me.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

I'm not a sick bastard so there's that. So you're in charge of the police now? Does that mean you'd be pro police calendar that got squashed before it even began? Cause I can't be the only one who wants one on my wall. Right?

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Swing by the station when things settle down a little, we'll talk about it.

[rehymenator]

Is this...wise?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Probably not. That's why you're gonna be here too.

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm still on call if you need anything. I've already got the keeping people safe part down.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Derek, right? Cam's friend. You were a profiler back home for the FBI?

[Which makes Dean nervous since he was on the FBI's most wanted for a while]

[deadly_legacy]

Oh! Dean, congratulations! [She wouldn't have worded it like that, but she likes this policy.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks Euphie. How are you?

[miraclenomore.livejournal.com]

Nice and simple. Think it'll work?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know but I'm gonna give it a shot.