78th Hunt [Voice]

[dudeimbatman]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

Comments

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Hell no to the uniforms.

Work hours are flexible but sometimes long as hell. People bitch at you no matter how well you do your job. Most of the time they don't say thank you and we've got an awesome coffee machine in the break room.

[miraclenomore.livejournal.com]

No uniforms. A plus in my book. Damned things can get itchy when wet.

I'm used to not being thanked. The group I'm with back home does things behind the scenes. No one even knows about us, other than certain governments and such and they've rarely said anything nice.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you'd do okay on the force here.

[miraclenomore.livejournal.com]

I don't do as well with rules.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Me either. Try not to kill people, help out when you can and bring donuts every now and then.

[miraclenomore.livejournal.com]

You don't take no for an answer, do you?

I'll think about it.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

I'm not good with no.

[miraclenomore.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind.