78th Hunt [Voice]

[dudeimbatman]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

Comments

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

So that wasn't slang for something else? Actual herbicide.

[Frowny-thinking face.] Not a bad idea.

[Of course he's kind of looking forward to the kissing]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Dean, there might be probable mad jelly on Huey's front if you kiss a particular hotness before him.]

There was also a small flame-thrower but I'm certain that everyone would make it a point to clear out my apartment of most of tools.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[He has no idea what you're talking about. He wants to kiss all the hotness though]

Got to be careful with the flame throwers.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Grab bag, ideas abound for one curse for trolling ammo for the Winchesters.]

That's pretty much the tag line for everything in my workshop and training space.