dudeimbatman | 78th Hunt [Voice]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

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Sweetheart, what about this suggests I'm not taking it seriously?

If your entire body of law can be summed up in the phrase "don't be a dick", then you aren't taking it seriously.

Sweetheart, you can send your suggestions to the receptionist at the front of the station but unless you want to take over, see rule number one.

Stop calling me 'sweetheart'.

You're attempting to be a protector of the city, of which my friends and I now find ourselves the citizens of, and telling everyone you won't enforce the law because it would make you a hypocrite gives no security. That's my only concern.

Did you miss the part where I said I'm going to be focusing on keeping people safe?

And I can't believe that because of the way you're acting.

Then that's your problem, Darlin'

Don't call me darling.

If this is how you treat the people under your protection, I'm amazed that you got the position to begin with.

File your complaints at the front desk. I don't have time for this shit.

Tch. I don't have enough time for yours.

78th Hunt [Voice]

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