78th Hunt [Voice]

[dudeimbatman]

So hey...I'm Dean Winchester and I'm the new chief of police. Some of you know me and you know I'm not great at following the rules or going by the book so I'm not gonna try. We've got people from all over the damn place here and I don't see much sense in imposing my laws on everyone. Not like I paid much attention to them back home anyway. Trying to enforce them here just makes me a hypocritical dick so here's what we're gonna do. The police force is going to try to keep people safe. You guys have got to pitch in because I'm awesome but I can't keep a whole City safe even with an entire police force helping out. That means new law. Real simple:

Don't be a dick.

Yup. That's pretty much it. Don't be a dick.

I know some of you have problems with that. Cas, I'm looking at you, so I'm gonna outline it for you. Don't do anything to anybody that you wouldn't want me to turn right around and do to you. If you're a sick bastard, lemme know right now. Chances are I'm gonna find out about it anyway.

I don't want me or my police officers running around wiping your ass. I've got better things to do like save people so that's what we're gonna try. If you want to pitch in, let me know. We can always use the help.

And don't call me Chief. That's Beckett or Cam. I'm just Dean.

[Police Filter]

If you don't want to work for me, I understand. If you do, I'd appreciate you sticking around.

Comments

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Damn sure going to try.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yup. There's a police force and a station and a jail.

[ private ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Cam. I appreciate it.

[ a c t i o n ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Dean walks in already looking tired. he plops down on the stool next to Pyro and orders a whiskey on the rocks.]

Been here a while?

Audio;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, you can send your suggestions to the receptionist at the front of the station but unless you want to take over, see rule number one.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Kiss my ass. You could come help, you know.

voice;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[Oh he recognizes that voice.]

Don't get so hot and bothered, You can still get a kiss out of me.

[ voice ]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Swing by the station when things settle down a little, we'll talk about it.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Clock tower is counting down to the end of all worlds.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Probably not. That's why you're gonna be here too.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Derek, right? Cam's friend. You were a profiler back home for the FBI?

[Which makes Dean nervous since he was on the FBI's most wanted for a while]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

I noticed that. Just didn't think there was anyone actually-- running it properly, in a place like this.

filter;

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm working on a waiting list of leaders wanting my support.

[private]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Scared as hell I'm gonna screw this up and a lot of people are going to pay for it.

[private]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

You're going to be amazing. Come on.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh! Dean, congratulations! [She wouldn't have worded it like that, but she likes this policy.]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Well that's a happy story.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Someone's trying anyway.

[private]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

'Least until I screw it up.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks Euphie. How are you?

[deadly_legacy]

I'm all right. You know how the City can be. [Ups and downs. Sometimes more of the downs.] It's wonderful being able to see Sam again.

[private]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Why would you think that? You won't screw up.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm glad to have the yeti back too.

[private]

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, screwing things up is sort of what I do.

[private]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

It isn't and you know that.