Girls, Girls, Girls

[dudeimbatman]

[A list of chicks I’ve “dated”]

Sara- Omaha, NE
Carrie- Popular Bluff, MI
Candy- Mobile AL
Jenny- Delta, LA
Allie and Andrea- Lucky, LA (so aptly named)
Pilar- Austin, TX
Tess- Roswell, NM
Gina- Santa Fe, NM
Leah- Rough Rock, AZ
Porsche and Mercedes- Silver Peak, NV (I’m pretty sure those were their stage names)
Beth- Diablo, CA
Jane- Mad River, CA
Mary- Mosier, OR ( felt dirty for about five seconds)
Diana- Twin Falls, ID
Rachael- Elmo, UT (Mormons are kinky)
Bambi- Hotchkiss, CO
Alexis- Cawker City, KS
Belle- Disney, OK
Kate- College Station, AR
Cassie Robinson- Cape Girardeau, MO
Lisa- Cierco, IN
Brooke Davis- Tree Hill, NC
Sarah- Jumperville, MO
Tina- Crystal Lake, IA
Jennie- Jericho, CA
Maddie- Bee, NE
Andrea- Lake Manitoc, WI
Amanda- Springfield, IL
Deliha- English, IN
Tiffany- Toledo, OH
Becca- St. Louis, MO
Cheluh- Iowa City, IA
Cara- Oasis Plains, OK
Kelly- Rockford, IL
Layla- Montello, NV
Cassie- Cape Girardeau, MO
Alice- Richardson, TX
Rebecca- Manning, CO
Marion- Red Lodge, MO
Ashley- Twin Lakes, MS
Taylor- Louisville, KY
Tara Benchley- Hollywood, CA
Camille- St Paul, MN
Britney and Jill- Portland, ME
Lauren- Flatwoods, WV
Brandy- Nashville, TN
Lilly- Memphis, TN
Amy- Buffalo, NY
Linda- Saxis, VA
Annie- Rapid City, SD
Stacy- Erie, PA
Brooke Davis, Tree Hill, NC

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Everyone always wants me naked.