Then what's to stop us, pretty baby. But What Is And What Should Never Be.

[A list of nicknames]

1. Sam
-Sammich
-Sasquatch
-Yeti
-Samantha
-Sammy
-Freak
-Chewy
-Haley Joel
-Special Needs
-Little Brother
-Baby Brother
-Whiny little Bitch
-Geekboy
-Bitch
*Sometimes I put the word giant before these and often the word ass afterwards as in: “I’m gonna beat his giant yeti ass when I get my hands on him”

2. Brooke
-Hot Ass
-Sometimes Babe

3. Claire
-Jailbait

4. Matthew
-Little Dude

5. Castiel
-Cas
-Feather Ass
-Junkless
-Chuckles

6. The Impala
-Baby
-My girl